JP Settles
jpsettles.bsky.social
JP Settles
@jpsettles.bsky.social
It's Pizzle.
Have the past 7+ years not been an object lesson that no one is secretly in control?
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
He has gold pants. This is his second win.
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
When Ed Norton explained to the woman on the plane in fight club that companies don't do recalls if the cost of paying off the families is lower than the recall, she was horrified. Now her reaction would be, "Of course, why would you?"
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Isn't this embarrassing? What if your or their or her phone died?
October 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
That's an ape.
October 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Oh no
July 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
July 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I thought it was an IPA.
July 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
A little ammonia speeds things along.
June 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
They should include a little wood pulp.
June 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is Jeff Svoboda slander.
June 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Shut up.
May 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I didn't even know Elmo had a last name
April 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Why do people willingly use the lame "dowzh" pronunciation?
April 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's not.
April 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
But Joe Rogan is that for Eddie Bravo.
April 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Bay leaf
April 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You guys saw the ”an unconstitutional act explicitly barred under the 22nd Amendment” part, right?
March 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Great for to-go cocktails.
March 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You want it to be one way.
YouTube video by Jon Bois
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March 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"Sure, Odeh, you can be the lead author on this one."
March 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
No one's in the comments copyediting the New York Times on this glaring error, eh? Just saying the little thing you were going to say when you saw "NY Times" and "eggs." If you can't even take the time to read and complain about the caption, you don't have much ground to gripe about bots/AI.
March 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Yeah, the New York Times did this.
March 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM