J. Prometheus Birdsong
@jpromethusbirdsong.bsky.social
Map guy radicalized by Sesame Street and the ‘salsa’ setting on the Casio keyboard in your mom’s basement. AI can’t read cursive
I would encourage members of the military to think very carefully before following orders that put citizens in harms way. Your oath is to the Constitution not to this fucking ass clown. As you were.
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I would encourage members of the military to think very carefully before following orders that put citizens in harms way. Your oath is to the Constitution not to this fucking ass clown. As you were.
Ok new assignment. I want you to read The Wild Shore by Kim Stanley Robinson.
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ok new assignment. I want you to read The Wild Shore by Kim Stanley Robinson.
I don’t think we should be funding a government that funnels all our money to foreign governments and the wealthy. Fuck all that. It’s serious bullshit and I’m going to need a whole lot of convincing not to change my W4 right fucking now.
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I don’t think we should be funding a government that funnels all our money to foreign governments and the wealthy. Fuck all that. It’s serious bullshit and I’m going to need a whole lot of convincing not to change my W4 right fucking now.
I think we should be asking Marge to explain her J6 statements then and now before gleefully inviting her to be an honorary Democrat. Ffs!
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I think we should be asking Marge to explain her J6 statements then and now before gleefully inviting her to be an honorary Democrat. Ffs!
I think if we are going to discuss thinking of children as adults in terms of sex, we have to lower the age to possess firearms. You know, like the bleating sheep used to say incessantly, “protect the children!”
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I think if we are going to discuss thinking of children as adults in terms of sex, we have to lower the age to possess firearms. You know, like the bleating sheep used to say incessantly, “protect the children!”
This is important. Go do this now. It’s easy
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is important. Go do this now. It’s easy
I don’t think we should normalize teenagers being considered adults. Feels like they’re trying to shift the Overton window down is all
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I don’t think we should normalize teenagers being considered adults. Feels like they’re trying to shift the Overton window down is all
Prison abolitionist here to demand that every single member of the regime goes to prison for the rest of their lives. Thanks.
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Prison abolitionist here to demand that every single member of the regime goes to prison for the rest of their lives. Thanks.
I DONT WANT TO READ ANY GODDAMN MORE ABOUT EPSTEIN UNTIL ASSHOLE JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW! CAPISCE?!
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I DONT WANT TO READ ANY GODDAMN MORE ABOUT EPSTEIN UNTIL ASSHOLE JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW! CAPISCE?!
Admit to it all being a grift without actually saying it
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Admit to it all being a grift without actually saying it
I voted for Tim Kaine in every election he’s run in since I was able. No more. I’m done voting for centrists who cave to fascists and sell out their constituency.
@kaine.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I voted for Tim Kaine in every election he’s run in since I was able. No more. I’m done voting for centrists who cave to fascists and sell out their constituency.
@kaine.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
50 year mortgage is a really bad idea actually, unless you’re a bank.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
50 year mortgage is a really bad idea actually, unless you’re a bank.
AI is just spy-tech branded as convenience
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
AI is just spy-tech branded as convenience
I wouldn’t say much if I hit the numbers but there would def be signs.
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I wouldn’t say much if I hit the numbers but there would def be signs.
Because this is @cnn et al
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Because this is @cnn et al
Name one “red” city
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Name one “red” city
I’ll pay you to read this book
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’ll pay you to read this book
I’m reading Bog Queen by Anna North now that I can think again and highly recommend it.
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m reading Bog Queen by Anna North now that I can think again and highly recommend it.
I think it’s ok the Dick Cheney died. He was kind of an asshole, making us go kill Iraqis for Halliburton profits and all. That sucked and I kinda hope he suffers in hell though that’s probably fiction like the WMDs
November 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I think it’s ok the Dick Cheney died. He was kind of an asshole, making us go kill Iraqis for Halliburton profits and all. That sucked and I kinda hope he suffers in hell though that’s probably fiction like the WMDs
Once we get these assholes using food as a weapon, out of office, we should really work on why so many people with full time jobs need snap in the first place. Otherwise aren’t we just kicking the can down the road?
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Once we get these assholes using food as a weapon, out of office, we should really work on why so many people with full time jobs need snap in the first place. Otherwise aren’t we just kicking the can down the road?
I think we should also get the day after elections off work
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I think we should also get the day after elections off work
I think we should seriously consider disbanding the department of homeland security.
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I think we should seriously consider disbanding the department of homeland security.
I think it’s suspicious that multiple cabinet officials have moved into base housing just before snap benefits are vanishing for millions of Americans!
Just makes me think they’re planning for stuff and hiding is all.
Just makes me think they’re planning for stuff and hiding is all.
November 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I think it’s suspicious that multiple cabinet officials have moved into base housing just before snap benefits are vanishing for millions of Americans!
Just makes me think they’re planning for stuff and hiding is all.
Just makes me think they’re planning for stuff and hiding is all.