JP Rakath
@jprakath.bsky.social
DM for The Clade. He/him. My surname is fictional, there is no wrong way to pronounce it.
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JP Rakath
@jprakath.bsky.social
· Jan 21
Atra's Arcane Artifacts - Dungeon Masters Guild | Dungeon Masters Guild
Magical items for D&D5e!
This book contains about 230 magical artifacts, from all power levels, but with a focus on
www.dmsguild.com
My magic item book for dnd5e is live!
About 230 items from various power levels.
www.dmsguild.com/product/5094...
Pay what you want style
About 230 items from various power levels.
www.dmsguild.com/product/5094...
Pay what you want style
A set of movies with a theme.
Which movies should I add? #physicalmedia
Which movies should I add? #physicalmedia
September 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A set of movies with a theme.
Which movies should I add? #physicalmedia
Which movies should I add? #physicalmedia
You know when you're filming a tiktok or YT short, you don't have to have your free hand next to your face and gesture with it wildly.
You can just put your free hand on your lap for example.
You can just put your free hand on your lap for example.
August 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You know when you're filming a tiktok or YT short, you don't have to have your free hand next to your face and gesture with it wildly.
You can just put your free hand on your lap for example.
You can just put your free hand on your lap for example.
Would you like to experience my new TTRPG setting?
Call of Cthulhu rules (v simple) in a 1980s setting.
A weird little town in Wisconsin where strange people are hiding bizarre secrets.
I'm running intro one shots for 2-4 players. Discord/Roll20.
If you like fun, scary and quirky stuff, send a msg!
Call of Cthulhu rules (v simple) in a 1980s setting.
A weird little town in Wisconsin where strange people are hiding bizarre secrets.
I'm running intro one shots for 2-4 players. Discord/Roll20.
If you like fun, scary and quirky stuff, send a msg!
a close up of a cat licking its paw .
ALT: a close up of a cat licking its paw .
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August 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Would you like to experience my new TTRPG setting?
Call of Cthulhu rules (v simple) in a 1980s setting.
A weird little town in Wisconsin where strange people are hiding bizarre secrets.
I'm running intro one shots for 2-4 players. Discord/Roll20.
If you like fun, scary and quirky stuff, send a msg!
Call of Cthulhu rules (v simple) in a 1980s setting.
A weird little town in Wisconsin where strange people are hiding bizarre secrets.
I'm running intro one shots for 2-4 players. Discord/Roll20.
If you like fun, scary and quirky stuff, send a msg!
It's officially my birthday today!
As a gift you could grab my PDF of about 230 magic items for D&D5e. It's free / pay what you want.
www.dmsguild.com/m/product/50...
Or send me a link to a fun meme!
As a gift you could grab my PDF of about 230 magic items for D&D5e. It's free / pay what you want.
www.dmsguild.com/m/product/50...
Or send me a link to a fun meme!
Dungeon Masters Guild
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June 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's officially my birthday today!
As a gift you could grab my PDF of about 230 magic items for D&D5e. It's free / pay what you want.
www.dmsguild.com/m/product/50...
Or send me a link to a fun meme!
As a gift you could grab my PDF of about 230 magic items for D&D5e. It's free / pay what you want.
www.dmsguild.com/m/product/50...
Or send me a link to a fun meme!
I have three types of NPCs as a DM:
-horrifying monster who is actually a nice fella.
-Betty White who is actually an evil lvl 20 cultist.
-improvised goblin named Tomato Smoky Bacon.
-horrifying monster who is actually a nice fella.
-Betty White who is actually an evil lvl 20 cultist.
-improvised goblin named Tomato Smoky Bacon.
I have three types of TTRPG characters:
- Complicated relationship with fate and/or religion
- Oh...
- Oh god, do I only have one character type? What does that mean? Do I need therapy about this??
- Complicated relationship with fate and/or religion
- Oh...
- Oh god, do I only have one character type? What does that mean? Do I need therapy about this??
I have three types of TTRPG characters:
- Butch Muscle Mommy with suppressed emotions
- Sweetie Peetie that somehow Ended Up Here
- Is this a Person or a Rodent???
- Butch Muscle Mommy with suppressed emotions
- Sweetie Peetie that somehow Ended Up Here
- Is this a Person or a Rodent???
May 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I have three types of NPCs as a DM:
-horrifying monster who is actually a nice fella.
-Betty White who is actually an evil lvl 20 cultist.
-improvised goblin named Tomato Smoky Bacon.
-horrifying monster who is actually a nice fella.
-Betty White who is actually an evil lvl 20 cultist.
-improvised goblin named Tomato Smoky Bacon.
It's time for my yearly rewatch of Riget.
Dr Helmer is such a vile character
Dr Helmer is such a vile character
May 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It's time for my yearly rewatch of Riget.
Dr Helmer is such a vile character
Dr Helmer is such a vile character
Merry Valentines Day, folks.
As a gift I offer you the only love song my favourite band made.
Because they're big geeks, the lyrics include the phrase "electro-magnetic force"
youtu.be/ax_Unydwcig?...
As a gift I offer you the only love song my favourite band made.
Because they're big geeks, the lyrics include the phrase "electro-magnetic force"
youtu.be/ax_Unydwcig?...
The Speed of Love (2004 Remaster)
YouTube video by Rush - Topic
youtu.be
February 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Merry Valentines Day, folks.
As a gift I offer you the only love song my favourite band made.
Because they're big geeks, the lyrics include the phrase "electro-magnetic force"
youtu.be/ax_Unydwcig?...
As a gift I offer you the only love song my favourite band made.
Because they're big geeks, the lyrics include the phrase "electro-magnetic force"
youtu.be/ax_Unydwcig?...
Recommend an audiobook to me!
Any genre, but scifi, fantasy, horror, history are my main interests.
Any genre, but scifi, fantasy, horror, history are my main interests.
February 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Recommend an audiobook to me!
Any genre, but scifi, fantasy, horror, history are my main interests.
Any genre, but scifi, fantasy, horror, history are my main interests.
My #DnD5e magic item collection is out (linked)
My *next* game book is a D&D5e adventure location called Spire of High Arcana!
Explore a tower of higher magical education after its fall, when it's full of forgotten secrets & dangers.
Of experience it in its heyday as an apprentice.
My *next* game book is a D&D5e adventure location called Spire of High Arcana!
Explore a tower of higher magical education after its fall, when it's full of forgotten secrets & dangers.
Of experience it in its heyday as an apprentice.
Atra's Arcane Artifacts - Dungeon Masters Guild | Dungeon Masters Guild
Magical items for D&D5e!
This book contains about 230 magical artifacts, from all power levels, but with a focus on
www.dmsguild.com
February 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My #DnD5e magic item collection is out (linked)
My *next* game book is a D&D5e adventure location called Spire of High Arcana!
Explore a tower of higher magical education after its fall, when it's full of forgotten secrets & dangers.
Of experience it in its heyday as an apprentice.
My *next* game book is a D&D5e adventure location called Spire of High Arcana!
Explore a tower of higher magical education after its fall, when it's full of forgotten secrets & dangers.
Of experience it in its heyday as an apprentice.
It is... (checks calendar)... 2025, and still we are plagued by invisible paragraph breaks nothing can ever remove.
February 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It is... (checks calendar)... 2025, and still we are plagued by invisible paragraph breaks nothing can ever remove.
@dailydael.bsky.social greetings!
I collected 7 years worth of homemade DnD5e magic items into a PDF. There's all kinds of weird and non-weird stuff.
Mostly weird.
It's pay what you want / free on DMsGuild.
www.dmsguild.com/product/5094...
I collected 7 years worth of homemade DnD5e magic items into a PDF. There's all kinds of weird and non-weird stuff.
Mostly weird.
It's pay what you want / free on DMsGuild.
www.dmsguild.com/product/5094...
Atra's Arcane Artifacts - Dungeon Masters Guild | Dungeon Masters Guild
Magical items for D&D5e!
This book contains about 230 magical artifacts, from all power levels, but with a focus on
www.dmsguild.com
January 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
@dailydael.bsky.social greetings!
I collected 7 years worth of homemade DnD5e magic items into a PDF. There's all kinds of weird and non-weird stuff.
Mostly weird.
It's pay what you want / free on DMsGuild.
www.dmsguild.com/product/5094...
I collected 7 years worth of homemade DnD5e magic items into a PDF. There's all kinds of weird and non-weird stuff.
Mostly weird.
It's pay what you want / free on DMsGuild.
www.dmsguild.com/product/5094...
My magic item book for dnd5e is live!
About 230 items from various power levels.
www.dmsguild.com/product/5094...
Pay what you want style
About 230 items from various power levels.
www.dmsguild.com/product/5094...
Pay what you want style
Atra's Arcane Artifacts - Dungeon Masters Guild | Dungeon Masters Guild
Magical items for D&D5e!
This book contains about 230 magical artifacts, from all power levels, but with a focus on
www.dmsguild.com
January 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My new TTRPG setting is coming along nicely, and I'm running some test games.
It's a horror/mystery story, where you try to uncover the secrets behind a fictional Wisconsin town.
I've tried to create a unique mythology and some new nightmares.
It's a horror/mystery story, where you try to uncover the secrets behind a fictional Wisconsin town.
I've tried to create a unique mythology and some new nightmares.
a cartoon duck with a magnifying glass in his hand
ALT: a cartoon duck with a magnifying glass in his hand
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January 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My new TTRPG setting is coming along nicely, and I'm running some test games.
It's a horror/mystery story, where you try to uncover the secrets behind a fictional Wisconsin town.
I've tried to create a unique mythology and some new nightmares.
It's a horror/mystery story, where you try to uncover the secrets behind a fictional Wisconsin town.
I've tried to create a unique mythology and some new nightmares.
My magic item book for dnd5e is live!
About 230 items from various power levels.
www.dmsguild.com/product/5094...
Pay what you want style
About 230 items from various power levels.
www.dmsguild.com/product/5094...
Pay what you want style
Atra's Arcane Artifacts - Dungeon Masters Guild | Dungeon Masters Guild
Magical items for D&D5e!
This book contains about 230 magical artifacts, from all power levels, but with a focus on
www.dmsguild.com
January 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My magic item book for dnd5e is live!
About 230 items from various power levels.
www.dmsguild.com/product/5094...
Pay what you want style
About 230 items from various power levels.
www.dmsguild.com/product/5094...
Pay what you want style
Next Tuesday is the 7th anniversary of our D&D campaign!
7 years of fun!
7 years of bad puns!
7 years of potatoes!
7 years of saving-ish Exandria!
7 years of trying to pronounce X'onta'gohan!
7 years of fun!
7 years of bad puns!
7 years of potatoes!
7 years of saving-ish Exandria!
7 years of trying to pronounce X'onta'gohan!
a skeleton is standing in front of a window and giving the middle finger .
ALT: a skeleton is standing in front of a window and giving the middle finger .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Next Tuesday is the 7th anniversary of our D&D campaign!
7 years of fun!
7 years of bad puns!
7 years of potatoes!
7 years of saving-ish Exandria!
7 years of trying to pronounce X'onta'gohan!
7 years of fun!
7 years of bad puns!
7 years of potatoes!
7 years of saving-ish Exandria!
7 years of trying to pronounce X'onta'gohan!
Hello!
I need help with a thing. If you're a native English speaker and wanna help me make a kind of a Twilight Zone episode intro. Voice only. Length about 1 min.
It's for my top secret new TTRPG setting. It's gonna be *weird*.
I need help with a thing. If you're a native English speaker and wanna help me make a kind of a Twilight Zone episode intro. Voice only. Length about 1 min.
It's for my top secret new TTRPG setting. It's gonna be *weird*.
December 31, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Hello!
I need help with a thing. If you're a native English speaker and wanna help me make a kind of a Twilight Zone episode intro. Voice only. Length about 1 min.
It's for my top secret new TTRPG setting. It's gonna be *weird*.
I need help with a thing. If you're a native English speaker and wanna help me make a kind of a Twilight Zone episode intro. Voice only. Length about 1 min.
It's for my top secret new TTRPG setting. It's gonna be *weird*.
Remember to obey the vowel harmony
December 23, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Remember to obey the vowel harmony
The social media in Finland is full of people helping these little delivery robots when they get stuck in snow.
Today was my time. There it happily trundles along after being saved from a sleet bank. Delivering sustenance to hoomans.
They ask for help from passers by and thank after being saved.
Today was my time. There it happily trundles along after being saved from a sleet bank. Delivering sustenance to hoomans.
They ask for help from passers by and thank after being saved.
December 19, 2024 at 1:14 PM
The social media in Finland is full of people helping these little delivery robots when they get stuck in snow.
Today was my time. There it happily trundles along after being saved from a sleet bank. Delivering sustenance to hoomans.
They ask for help from passers by and thank after being saved.
Today was my time. There it happily trundles along after being saved from a sleet bank. Delivering sustenance to hoomans.
They ask for help from passers by and thank after being saved.
This week in "Adventures of the Clade"
In D&D today, we discovered that the campaign so far has been a movie directed by Steven Spielberg (written by George Lucas), starring Michael J Fox, Julia Roberts, and Tom Cruise.
We are now solving crimes in Fresno having Quantum Lept into those actors.
(I love Christmas Special D&D shenanigans)
We are now solving crimes in Fresno having Quantum Lept into those actors.
(I love Christmas Special D&D shenanigans)
December 15, 2024 at 11:25 PM
This week in "Adventures of the Clade"
Re-watching The Birds for the first time in decades.
Everyone smokes everywhere. Outdoors, indoors, homes, stores.
Rod Taylor was 32 when they filmed this movie.
Everyone smokes everywhere. Outdoors, indoors, homes, stores.
Rod Taylor was 32 when they filmed this movie.
December 11, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Re-watching The Birds for the first time in decades.
Everyone smokes everywhere. Outdoors, indoors, homes, stores.
Rod Taylor was 32 when they filmed this movie.
Everyone smokes everywhere. Outdoors, indoors, homes, stores.
Rod Taylor was 32 when they filmed this movie.
All men secretly want to own a large steel ball. A bearing ball for example.
About 2-2.5" in diameter, solid metal, heavy and shiny.
I don't make the rules, it's genetic.
And a great gift idea!
About 2-2.5" in diameter, solid metal, heavy and shiny.
I don't make the rules, it's genetic.
And a great gift idea!
December 9, 2024 at 9:59 PM
All men secretly want to own a large steel ball. A bearing ball for example.
About 2-2.5" in diameter, solid metal, heavy and shiny.
I don't make the rules, it's genetic.
And a great gift idea!
About 2-2.5" in diameter, solid metal, heavy and shiny.
I don't make the rules, it's genetic.
And a great gift idea!
I'm creating pics for my homebrew D&D5e magic items. The plan is to release it somewhere online as a pdf. There's about 300 items.
Here's a few pics so far. Can you guess what the items do or are named as?
#TTRPG
Here's a few pics so far. Can you guess what the items do or are named as?
#TTRPG
November 27, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I'm creating pics for my homebrew D&D5e magic items. The plan is to release it somewhere online as a pdf. There's about 300 items.
Here's a few pics so far. Can you guess what the items do or are named as?
#TTRPG
Here's a few pics so far. Can you guess what the items do or are named as?
#TTRPG
Life hack:
Dip your cat's claws in holy water.
When there's a haunting, the ghosts will be in for a scratchy surprise.
(we all know cats can see ghosts, right? That's what they're chasing during their zoomies)
Dip your cat's claws in holy water.
When there's a haunting, the ghosts will be in for a scratchy surprise.
(we all know cats can see ghosts, right? That's what they're chasing during their zoomies)
November 20, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Life hack:
Dip your cat's claws in holy water.
When there's a haunting, the ghosts will be in for a scratchy surprise.
(we all know cats can see ghosts, right? That's what they're chasing during their zoomies)
Dip your cat's claws in holy water.
When there's a haunting, the ghosts will be in for a scratchy surprise.
(we all know cats can see ghosts, right? That's what they're chasing during their zoomies)
No matter how many times I watch it, I'm always worried about Ripley's leg in the airlock.
November 16, 2024 at 6:55 PM
No matter how many times I watch it, I'm always worried about Ripley's leg in the airlock.