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J.P.
@jppolewczak.bsky.social
Imposter architect, freelance UFO expert, invented the Stirelathon design method, anti-transcendentalist, pop culture omniscient.
Tony Dokouredpil
Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
So, you're telling me that a nation's army can infiltrate a foreign country and capture its criminal, unpopular, and authoritarian leader?

When is the US getting invaded?
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
This is so fucking stupid. The speech bubble is the Jawa Trade language from star wars and it's not even words, it's just the alphabet.

It's sickeningly racist, it's incomprehensibly lazy, and it should never be coming from a fucking government account.
Like, this an actual post from an actual government social media account, posted in the last hour.
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
lol, beta cuck dictator
December 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Yeah... that checks out.

@antennapod.org
@cbbworld.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If I could do it all over again, I'd go into meteorology.

I'd get through the required reports from the hurricane's edge and learn what barometric pressure even is.

All this so I could cause the entire state to go on lockdown for a dusting and still get paid.

(This is only slightly sarcastic.)
December 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It's fully within the realm of possibilities that the Bears win the Super Bowl and end up moving to Indiana.
Did not think the Bears were one of those Disney movie miracle season-ass teams, but maybe?
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I'm finally ready to say, "Matt LaFleur is actually a bad coach."
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It's Christmas morning, the year: 2009. You've unwrapped your presents.

You convince your dad to surrender the family tv to watch an episode on the Tim and Eric DVD you just got. This sketch plays, and now you spend the next four years re-earning your father's trust.

youtu.be/9bv10T-LMzU?...
Zits | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Rumor has it, he's going to open up a lemonade stand.
BREAKING: Dan Bongino confirms he's leaving his position as deputy FBI director in January.
December 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
More like Michael Jordan Clarkson, am I right? #Knicks
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hi. Do this.
Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison.

Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Protect Trans Care Now
As wave after wave of extreme measures to criminalize and strip trans people of rights and safety continue, tell Congress to act.
action.aclu.org
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
As the great Yogi Berra once said, "always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise, they won't come to yours."

Wise words that seem appropriate today.
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Reminder that "Culture Crave dot CO" is a click bait account and not a substitute for actual entertainment journalism.
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch

"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"

(via SiteJamesons | TW)
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Idk which is more pathetic. Posting a screenshot of your own bad joke from another website or hiding the number of likes.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is why I cancelled my subscription to @nj.com. Half of the stories they were putting out were like "new restaurant opening" and then at the end "this article was prepared in part using AI."
In a note to staff, Business Insider EIC Jamie Heller says the publication is launching a pilot program called Business Insider AI News Desk that will use AI to “help publish quick news stories.”

Several stories a day will now be “created by AI and edited by a person.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Weird. It's almost like maybe some service members DO need to be reminded they should refuse illegal orders.
Woah. Newsmax’s legal analyst just said Pete Hegseth and everyone involved in the illegal boat strike should be “prosecuted for a war crime.”

They’ve even lost Newsmax on this one.
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Excellent
BREAKING: 1st appeals court decision on controversial temporary US Attorney installations goes against Trump, 3-0. 3rd Circuit rejects bid to make Trump lawyer Alina Habba acting US attorney. Restrepo/ Smith/Fisher (Obama/GWB/GWB) Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
HabbaOpn120125
www.documentcloud.org
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
These cretins are so soulless that I can only expect one of two outcomes and neither is the only correct outcome which is to resign from the admin and denounce it. Instead she'll either:

a) make some callous comment that no one is above the law.

Or

b) cop out and say it's a personal matter.
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
As a Life Scout (never did make it to Eagle), I was skeptical when the Boy Scouts became Scouts because it got such backlash from Girl Scouts.

I never considered that Scouting actually could be a space for gender non-conforming or trans kids to just be themselves.

God forbid trans kids be happy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I, for one, am SHOCKED that Elon and his Big Balls didn't save us any money.
Thanks for everything, DOGE. 🤡

@birdyword.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM