J. P. Paradise
@jpparadise.bsky.social
Blaming on his boots the faults of his feet.
Listen to Josh Hogan, a lad who is going to go far, perform this monologue on @bbcupload / @bbcwiltshire this Thursday. It features an atmospheric backing track by mix-maestro Alex Brunsdon.
September 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Listen to Josh Hogan, a lad who is going to go far, perform this monologue on @bbcupload / @bbcwiltshire this Thursday. It features an atmospheric backing track by mix-maestro Alex Brunsdon.
Hogging the airwaves again!
September 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hogging the airwaves again!
An unfortunate juxtaposition of articles
September 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
An unfortunate juxtaposition of articles
Occasionally I write and persuade gullible friends to act it out. One of my short monologues is getting airtime later this week. I would be very honoured if you lent it your ears.
September 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Occasionally I write and persuade gullible friends to act it out. One of my short monologues is getting airtime later this week. I would be very honoured if you lent it your ears.
Currently in rehearsal and coming soon to a pond near you...
Written & performed by members and associates of @wharfwriters.bsky.social
Do come along and support us. It's fifteen minutes of your life you'll never get back...
Written & performed by members and associates of @wharfwriters.bsky.social
Do come along and support us. It's fifteen minutes of your life you'll never get back...
May 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Currently in rehearsal and coming soon to a pond near you...
Written & performed by members and associates of @wharfwriters.bsky.social
Do come along and support us. It's fifteen minutes of your life you'll never get back...
Written & performed by members and associates of @wharfwriters.bsky.social
Do come along and support us. It's fifteen minutes of your life you'll never get back...
Its modern-day relative.
Saw this thing motor out to sea. Watching it move about the sand on its own wheels under its own power was quite a thing to behold.
Saw this thing motor out to sea. Watching it move about the sand on its own wheels under its own power was quite a thing to behold.
May 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Its modern-day relative.
Saw this thing motor out to sea. Watching it move about the sand on its own wheels under its own power was quite a thing to behold.
Saw this thing motor out to sea. Watching it move about the sand on its own wheels under its own power was quite a thing to behold.
It's not the winning, it's the taking part...
May 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It's not the winning, it's the taking part...
How to say you are in Ireland without saying you are in Ireland...
May 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
How to say you are in Ireland without saying you are in Ireland...
Bloody 'ell! Building it up a bit!
March 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Bloody 'ell! Building it up a bit!
It's a tough gig, but some of us have to live here...
March 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It's a tough gig, but some of us have to live here...
Absolutely fantastic performance by @cephid.world and @thatjoepayne.bsky.social at the @rondotheatre.bsky.social tonight. Hoping this is the first of many because these guys certainly deserve a stadium-sized audience.
February 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Absolutely fantastic performance by @cephid.world and @thatjoepayne.bsky.social at the @rondotheatre.bsky.social tonight. Hoping this is the first of many because these guys certainly deserve a stadium-sized audience.
The Wellingtonia in the distance in the b&w photo is still there, now in the school grounds.
January 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The Wellingtonia in the distance in the b&w photo is still there, now in the school grounds.
My thoughts as well
January 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My thoughts as well
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, hiding in plain sight.
January 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, hiding in plain sight.
Yep, I'm convinced that Rod Stewart personally sought me out to follow on Bluesky...
November 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Yep, I'm convinced that Rod Stewart personally sought me out to follow on Bluesky...
You can never be too careful...
November 25, 2024 at 6:16 PM
You can never be too careful...
November 6, 2024 at 7:47 PM
"...But long it could not be
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
Pulled the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death."
Hamlet, Act 4 Scene 7 (Death of Ophelia)
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
Pulled the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death."
Hamlet, Act 4 Scene 7 (Death of Ophelia)
November 4, 2024 at 6:32 PM
"...But long it could not be
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
Pulled the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death."
Hamlet, Act 4 Scene 7 (Death of Ophelia)
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
Pulled the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death."
Hamlet, Act 4 Scene 7 (Death of Ophelia)
Some of the swimming club's rules. Does make me wonder what the hell went on that the 'no fighting' and no 'throwing bathers' stipulations are necessary.
And why does every pool have a 'no petting rule'? Does the stench of chlorine and the sight of floating corn plasters make people horny?
And why does every pool have a 'no petting rule'? Does the stench of chlorine and the sight of floating corn plasters make people horny?
October 29, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Some of the swimming club's rules. Does make me wonder what the hell went on that the 'no fighting' and no 'throwing bathers' stipulations are necessary.
And why does every pool have a 'no petting rule'? Does the stench of chlorine and the sight of floating corn plasters make people horny?
And why does every pool have a 'no petting rule'? Does the stench of chlorine and the sight of floating corn plasters make people horny?
Can any naval historians advise why a stoker petty officer would be serving aboard HMS Victory (curious about the quote marks around Victory) at the start of WW2?
October 27, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Can any naval historians advise why a stoker petty officer would be serving aboard HMS Victory (curious about the quote marks around Victory) at the start of WW2?
