Justin Porteous
jpobuffett.bsky.social
Justin Porteous
@jpobuffett.bsky.social
Still sailing as a nobody from no where. Trek before Wars. Beneath the surface lies the future.
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The code this time around:
July 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Armed B-2 bombers have left from NAS Fort Worth and are headed toward Houston. We presume this is where the first attempt at a nuclear strike will take place.

@evanpgrant.bsky.social reportedly slipped the pilots a few hundred bucks to make sure they REALLY stick it to Houston.

#ID4
July 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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In terms of collateral damage, the city was deserted hours ago, though we know there are those who will not or cannot leave. Godspeed to all of our friends in Houston, Texas.
July 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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The situation is so dire in Houston tonight that even Lakewood Church and Joel Osteen’s bitch ass is taking in the homeless this evening at their monstrosity of a sanctuary on East Houston Road. Building that big, they’ll never need to expand.

Rebuild after tonight, sure, but…
July 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Capt. Steven Hiller, the Marine we talked about earlier, has reportedly hijacked a helicopter on the ground at Area 51 & left the site against orders. He is said to have flown west upon takeoff. No signs that he was followed by any U.S. personnel. A guard claims Hiller hit him.
July 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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A second source is now saying the guard had made a crude joke about the pilot’s wife. We have no idea whether Captain Hiller even has a wife.
July 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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A USAF source confirms that a nuclear weapon has been fired on the alien spacecraft over Houston, Texas.

My god…
July 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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UNCONFIRMED: the nuclear strike on the alien spaceship over Houston, Texas was a success!
July 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Nimziki: “All planes are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great American Warriors. There is not another military in the World that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
July 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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We unfortunately have to rescind the earlier report of the nuclear strike in Houston being successful. Military reconnaissance on the ground indicates that the ship was unfazed by the weapon. The target remains.
July 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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We repeat: Target Remains.
July 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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President Whitmore has called off additional nuclear strikes on other alien targets. The nuclear counteroffensive has been aborted.
July 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Well... now what??
July 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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EMS on the ground is reporting that a helicopter has landed at the wrecked base in Irvine. The pilot has approached and embraced one of the survivors that arrived at El Toro earlier.
July 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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El Toro reports the helicopter has loaded survivors, as well as a surviving dog that avoided being incinerated nor shot, and flown away, back in the direction from which it came. We have no confirmation whether this was Captain Hiller's hijacked vehicle we reported on hours ago.
July 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Some news on David Levinson's involvement at Area 51 from @dieworkwear.bsky.social: Levinson and his father drove from the White House to inform POTUS of the hijacking of American satellites by the alien invaders ahead of the attack on D.C. yesterday while wearing this swank plaid button up.

#ID4
July 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Levinson had decoded a synchronized alien communication signal that he translated to a countdown clock. This discovery may have been what caused President Whitmore's abrupt about face to evacuate cities before yesterday's brutal attack.
July 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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It is unknown what role Levinson may be playing in the American strategic command currently.
July 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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CONFIRMED: Captain Steven Hiller has returned via helicopter WITH FIRST LADY WHITMORE (!!) and other survivors from Los Angeles and El Toro. The First Lady is severely injured.
July 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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BREAKING: First Lady Marilyn Whitmore has died from the injuries she sustained in the July 2 assault on the city of Los Angeles. She, of course, leaves behind her husband, President Thomas Whitmore and young daughter Patricia. The President was by her side when she passed.
July 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Marilyn Whitmore, First Lady of the United States of America, dead at the young age of 44.
July 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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SOURCES: An emergency meeting of all personnel at Area 51 is in progress.
July 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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With the failure of the nuclear offensive over Houston, this can only be assumed to be a collaboration to discuss terms of surrender or a desperate final attempt at an attack.
July 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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DRAMA! President Whitmore has fired Defense Secretary Albert Nimzicki after a heated argument on the Area 51 floor. Nimzicki, the former CIA Director, had not positioned himself as a Cabinet ally in recent months and particularly as the events of the past 48 hrs have unfolded.
July 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Area 51 personnel are reaching out to all civilians with flying experience. U.S. forces are in desperate, desperate need for trained pilots - military or otherwise.
July 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM