Joel Mendelson
@jpmendelson.bsky.social
Comms and campaigns guy. Worked with a whole bunch of orgs and campaigns--some more fun than others. Don't know what I'm doing, but maybe I'll figure it out one day. (he/him)
As both an Owl and a Gator, I am darkly gleeful to see that with one more UF loss and one more KSU win, The Athletic will likely rank KSU ahead of UF in their full FBS rankings. I feel like a geniune member of the @sickoscommittee.org.
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
As both an Owl and a Gator, I am darkly gleeful to see that with one more UF loss and one more KSU win, The Athletic will likely rank KSU ahead of UF in their full FBS rankings. I feel like a geniune member of the @sickoscommittee.org.
Just take this picture to the dentist. They'll know exactly what to do.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Just take this picture to the dentist. They'll know exactly what to do.
The tackiest dude on planet earth. On Jan. 20, 2029, the next president will do this to every weird ass thing Trump has done to the White House.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The tackiest dude on planet earth. On Jan. 20, 2029, the next president will do this to every weird ass thing Trump has done to the White House.
My dog would love nothing more than to go out for a quick jaunt before bed, but we gotta play 11, my dear boy.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My dog would love nothing more than to go out for a quick jaunt before bed, but we gotta play 11, my dear boy.
That’s a wrap on Spooky Movie Season 2025. Not the finest run, but decent enough.
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
That’s a wrap on Spooky Movie Season 2025. Not the finest run, but decent enough.
Murphy is none too happy about his dinosaur costume…
October 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Murphy is none too happy about his dinosaur costume…
Funny, because I thought this email was in gibberish, not Greek, English, or any other real language.
October 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Funny, because I thought this email was in gibberish, not Greek, English, or any other real language.
Sorry folks, but can't say I want to take economics lessons from a pro golfer who had gambling debts in excess of $100 million.
October 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sorry folks, but can't say I want to take economics lessons from a pro golfer who had gambling debts in excess of $100 million.
Yep. Totally. "Suddenly now."
Keep telling yourself that, Mike.
Keep telling yourself that, Mike.
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Yep. Totally. "Suddenly now."
Keep telling yourself that, Mike.
Keep telling yourself that, Mike.
Media literacy (and literacy in general) is so, so important. So is a basic understanding of history.
Anyways, I really hate all these new Nazis. Really just not a fan. Like at all.
Anyways, I really hate all these new Nazis. Really just not a fan. Like at all.
![Screenshot of a maddening tweet that reads:
Me in 2010: "Wow, this is a masterpiece. Tarentino's [sic] best work ever!!"
Me in 2025: "Horrendous boomer slop."
The tweet includes a picture of someone holding a 4K blu-ray copy of the Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:d4nd2cxcyfgy6xganbcszfui/bafkreih56vkstsr73y75mbzq2fiuklv4tj4wsl22vs562zepk5ifrhbooe@jpeg)
October 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Media literacy (and literacy in general) is so, so important. So is a basic understanding of history.
Anyways, I really hate all these new Nazis. Really just not a fan. Like at all.
Anyways, I really hate all these new Nazis. Really just not a fan. Like at all.
The back of Nick Saban’s brain forcing him to relive that ULM game every single day for nearly 20 years.
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The back of Nick Saban’s brain forcing him to relive that ULM game every single day for nearly 20 years.
Just over here gobbling Tylenol saying, "F Trump."
October 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Just over here gobbling Tylenol saying, "F Trump."
Murphy is flabbergasted by me cheering during a Florida football game. The face screams, “What is this? Basketball season?”
October 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Murphy is flabbergasted by me cheering during a Florida football game. The face screams, “What is this? Basketball season?”
So, I don't do much these days, but a while ago I set up Google Alerts for my name. The only thing I get these days is for a fellow Joel Mendelson, who's a journalist in Alberta. This was a story he just published.
Bless our neighbors to the north. Truly.
Bless our neighbors to the north. Truly.
September 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
So, I don't do much these days, but a while ago I set up Google Alerts for my name. The only thing I get these days is for a fellow Joel Mendelson, who's a journalist in Alberta. This was a story he just published.
Bless our neighbors to the north. Truly.
Bless our neighbors to the north. Truly.
While Vance boasts about discussing Jesus, here is a picture of ICE agents—empowered by the admin Vance serves—shoving a reverend.
September 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
While Vance boasts about discussing Jesus, here is a picture of ICE agents—empowered by the admin Vance serves—shoving a reverend.