JPKMets
@jpkmets.bsky.social
Special Ed lawyer. NYC Lifer. My Love language = situational hitting. MS Dhoni aficionado, Rishabh Pant enthusiast. Lindor devotee, Ronny Mauricio advocate, and Joe Strummer believer
The more times I hear Li’l Marco speak, the more his mewling Trump-glazing, hypocritical self reminds me of Andrew Cunanan trying to bullshit Versace about knowing him from Lake Como.
September 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The more times I hear Li’l Marco speak, the more his mewling Trump-glazing, hypocritical self reminds me of Andrew Cunanan trying to bullshit Versace about knowing him from Lake Como.
Adios Disney/ESPN/Hulu
September 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Adios Disney/ESPN/Hulu
September 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Mets win by 7 runs. Thala for a reason!
August 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Mets win by 7 runs. Thala for a reason!
Never a good sign when politicians start treating Johnny Dangerously as a handbook.
June 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Never a good sign when politicians start treating Johnny Dangerously as a handbook.
The day is upon us! The Truth arrives (again). May the grace of Mets Thala be upon Ronny Mauricio!!#LGM #LFGM #MetsSky #MauricioSky
June 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The day is upon us! The Truth arrives (again). May the grace of Mets Thala be upon Ronny Mauricio!!#LGM #LFGM #MetsSky #MauricioSky
May 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It seems as though destiny has taken a hand! I thought I heard Pope Leo XIV slip “Fuck them picks, bro!” Into his first address! #NYK #GONEWYORKGO #KNICKS #KNICKSTAPE #BINGBONG
May 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It seems as though destiny has taken a hand! I thought I heard Pope Leo XIV slip “Fuck them picks, bro!” Into his first address! #NYK #GONEWYORKGO #KNICKS #KNICKSTAPE #BINGBONG
I have less fear because the Purple One abides.
May 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I have less fear because the Purple One abides.
Petition to bring back semi-terrifying OG Mr. Met on select nights to stalk opponents. No music, no fanfare, he just appears behind Bryce Harper like Michael Myers. No wonder Tom Seaver was so scared of Mr. Met — the blackest eyes, the devil’s eyes.
Happy Friday #Mets fans! #LGM #LFGM #MetsSky
Happy Friday #Mets fans! #LGM #LFGM #MetsSky
May 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Dhoni joining comms as MOTM and winning captain is perfection.
April 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Dhoni joining comms as MOTM and winning captain is perfection.
First MOTM since week 1 2019 sparks such joy! All feels right in the #cricketonair world when Dhoni is joining comms as the winning captain.
April 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
First MOTM since week 1 2019 sparks such joy! All feels right in the #cricketonair world when Dhoni is joining comms as the winning captain.
Early Mr. Met was lowkey terrifying. I’m waiting for Donald Pleasance to say *I met this six-month-old mascot, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up.*
April 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Early Mr. Met was lowkey terrifying. I’m waiting for Donald Pleasance to say *I met this six-month-old mascot, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up.*
Awww that makes me so happy to see grade A+ fathering right hear. I miss how wacky Tom was in the booth as well. He always described the lower body of pitchers in a way that sounded kinda lewd. And he was terrified by Mr. Met. After seeing original Mr. Met, I can see why. #Mets #LGM #LFGM #MetsSky
April 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
On an anthropology trip to the Bronics before late night mets. Yankees have Big Stein in Carbonite. P
April 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
On an anthropology trip to the Bronics before late night mets. Yankees have Big Stein in Carbonite. P
Found the coolest thing on Etsy. A replica of the Maltese Falcon. See I buy things that aren’t Mets or CSK Merch!
#TheStuffThatDreamsAreMadeOf
#TheStuffThatDreamsAreMadeOf
December 19, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Found the coolest thing on Etsy. A replica of the Maltese Falcon. See I buy things that aren’t Mets or CSK Merch!
#TheStuffThatDreamsAreMadeOf
#TheStuffThatDreamsAreMadeOf