JP
@jpkesseler.bsky.social
I talk too much about politics, gaming, football, and wrestling. So, yes, I am essentially still 14. Cis Queer Man, He/Him.
I played each of them as they came out, remember buying ME3 on its release day and crying after the opening on Earth. My favourite contained series of games I've ever played.
How did you find them now?
How did you find them now?
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I played each of them as they came out, remember buying ME3 on its release day and crying after the opening on Earth. My favourite contained series of games I've ever played.
How did you find them now?
How did you find them now?
Punk once starred in a video about poor use of English.
My poor broken heart.
My poor broken heart.
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Punk once starred in a video about poor use of English.
My poor broken heart.
My poor broken heart.
Is Ryan blind to obvious elephants?
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Is Ryan blind to obvious elephants?
I'm incredibly disappointed with Labour at the moment. Steering as PM would probably be the finalisation of my divorce from the party.
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm incredibly disappointed with Labour at the moment. Steering as PM would probably be the finalisation of my divorce from the party.
Going by the numbers, that makes you the winner of Apoppycalypse 2025.
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Going by the numbers, that makes you the winner of Apoppycalypse 2025.
Explains the consistent "Emergency Clench" stance.
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Explains the consistent "Emergency Clench" stance.
"I meet these women, they run away from me screaming you smell like Christiano Ronaldo."
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"I meet these women, they run away from me screaming you smell like Christiano Ronaldo."
I'd have been 14 at the time, Brummie born and bred, I cannot remember that attack at all. How strange.
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I'd have been 14 at the time, Brummie born and bred, I cannot remember that attack at all. How strange.
What is the political equivalent of a full kit?
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
What is the political equivalent of a full kit?
I have no idea where that response has come from, legitimately confusing me here. 😂
Who's said Mox is objectively bad?
Who's said Mox is objectively bad?
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I have no idea where that response has come from, legitimately confusing me here. 😂
Who's said Mox is objectively bad?
Who's said Mox is objectively bad?
Getting perilously close to X-Pac heat defence here my bab.
October 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Getting perilously close to X-Pac heat defence here my bab.