John Ovans
jphov.bsky.social
John Ovans
@jphov.bsky.social
Freelance copywriter. London.
Just did my first ever Sudoku aged 39. Waiting for my brain to heal
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
My sustainable rented potted Christmas tree resulted in a plague of fungus gnats upon my flat. That is the last time I do anything for the environment, my vibe for 2026 will be ARTIFICIAL and DEAD
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Have mice in the flat and am alarmed at my own lust for death. Every morning I wake up and excitedly check the traps like children rushing to look for Christmas presents under the tree
January 14, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Why does managing my own life feel like mother's load
January 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
If #Trump was prime minister of the UK someone would have started filming a lettuce by now #tariffs
April 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I joined Blue Sky to escape the evil oligarchy taking over the world but mainly because I want to engage in online banter about The Traitors
January 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM