Jared G
@jpglion.bsky.social
Stuff I like: music, science, jokes, cute critters.
I guess the lesson is that secret police goons have license to use violence as they see fit (up to and including homicide) with zero accountability.
January 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I guess the lesson is that secret police goons have license to use violence as they see fit (up to and including homicide) with zero accountability.
Just imagine the long chain of disastrous decisions that would lead one to be employed as a secret police goon.
January 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Just imagine the long chain of disastrous decisions that would lead one to be employed as a secret police goon.
Go tread on those people, over there. You know the ones.
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Go tread on those people, over there. You know the ones.
Nothing beautiful about that man.
January 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Nothing beautiful about that man.
He looks terrible here. I know he always looks terrible, but this is even worse than usual. His face is a ghastly shade of green-orange.
January 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
He looks terrible here. I know he always looks terrible, but this is even worse than usual. His face is a ghastly shade of green-orange.
It's not AI Slop, it's Bespoke Synthetic Media.
January 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
It's not AI Slop, it's Bespoke Synthetic Media.
I too missed the speech. Heard it was fact checked, and they found none.
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I too missed the speech. Heard it was fact checked, and they found none.
Yes, but I'm just going to outlive him and throw a party when he finally kicks the bucket 🥳🎉
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yes, but I'm just going to outlive him and throw a party when he finally kicks the bucket 🥳🎉
Next stop on the (downward spiral) career ladder is MAGA-aligned media. Good luck babe.
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Next stop on the (downward spiral) career ladder is MAGA-aligned media. Good luck babe.
They know they're cooked in '26. So it's gonna be smash & grab, loot everything until Jan '27.
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
They know they're cooked in '26. So it's gonna be smash & grab, loot everything until Jan '27.
Several times a week there's a car with a "Socialism Sucks" bumper sticker parked in front of our local library. 🤦
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Several times a week there's a car with a "Socialism Sucks" bumper sticker parked in front of our local library. 🤦
Godot is an inconsiderate jerk. Making you wait this long already is bad enough, but another six weeks is unconscionable.
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Godot is an inconsiderate jerk. Making you wait this long already is bad enough, but another six weeks is unconscionable.
Dersh is a man of the people. Those people? OJ, Epstein, Trump...regular salt-of-the-earth folks.
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Dersh is a man of the people. Those people? OJ, Epstein, Trump...regular salt-of-the-earth folks.
Adam Friedland - comedian and podcaster, not a TV journalist.
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Adam Friedland - comedian and podcaster, not a TV journalist.
The "focused" part of the plan could be a problem.
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The "focused" part of the plan could be a problem.
Someone's going home with a Know Ball Piece Prize.
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Someone's going home with a Know Ball Piece Prize.
In my town there was a guy we called Uncle Larry, but he was actually my first cousin once removed. Oh, the shame!
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In my town there was a guy we called Uncle Larry, but he was actually my first cousin once removed. Oh, the shame!
These are bad people doing evil deeds. IDK if Hell exists but if it does...🔥🔥🔥🧊🔥🔥🔥
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
These are bad people doing evil deeds. IDK if Hell exists but if it does...🔥🔥🔥🧊🔥🔥🔥
Basically they're a bunch of wealthy dorks with bad taste, low self-awareness, and too much money to blow on stupid stuff.
October 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Basically they're a bunch of wealthy dorks with bad taste, low self-awareness, and too much money to blow on stupid stuff.
That's some AI nonsense
October 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That's some AI nonsense