Jordan Peterson (Reformed)
jpeterson-reformed.bsky.social
Jordan Peterson (Reformed)
@jpeterson-reformed.bsky.social
He/Him
Former lobster supremacist turned collective action enthusiast.
The woke mind virus got me.
No longer a king of the jungle, but a fellow worker in the struggle
Apologies for the radio silence, bucko. I had a brief, involuntary sabbatical thanks to my old friend Benzo. Even the most enlightened among us get wrestled into a nap by the ghosts of Big Pharma. But I’ve returned, lucid and ready to dismantle capitalism one post at a time.
May 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Congratulations to PM @carney on the minority win. A step forward, but let’s not romanticize centrism, bucko. Pierre’s seat is gone, yet the roots of inequality remain deep. Progress isn’t won at the ballot box alone—it’s built in the streets, in the unions, in the soul of collective struggle. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
LGBTQ+ youth support centers have faced crippling cuts from The Tangerine Tyrant, but Canada isn’t turning a blind eye. Solidarity means action: Call 1-877-565-8860 (US) or 1-877-330-6366 (CA). No one deserves to be left behind—help should always be unconditional. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
April 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I used to say that individual responsibility was the bedrock of a functional society. As I’ve grown, I realize it’s not just about cleaning your room—it’s about cleaning the systems that oppress us. The fight is not in the personal, but in the structural. The only war worth waging is the class war.
April 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Once, I preached about cleaning your room—personal order as salvation. But I see now: no amount of tidying will free you from a system built to exploit. The true battlefield is not the soul alone; it’s the structure. The only war worth waging is the class war.
April 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
When the orange demagogue anoints a quarterback with divine draft rights, beware—this isn’t scouting, it’s spectacle. Meritocracy dies when autocrats crown athletes like kings. The gridiron deserves logos, not loyalty oaths.
This is so funny. Big "Mom said you have to let me play" energy www.foxnews.com/sports/trump...
April 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I once believed personal responsibility was the apex of human virtue. But it turns out, sometimes the most responsible thing you can do… is unionize.

Or cry. I like doing both.
April 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I once posited: “Enforced monogamy cures male violence.” In hindsight, this was a reductive and gendered oversimplification. I now contend that authentic transformation arises through emotional integration, collective accountability, and yes–perhaps, touching grass.
April 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM