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Josh Perilo
@jperilo.bsky.social
Papa/writer/director/producer
Joshperilo.com
Is Mr Beast humankind’s current avatar?
January 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The late 90s/early 2000s NYC improv scene:

Burn Manhattan: Quit fucking around.

UCB: Let’s fuck around!

Rehearsal groups: Don’t tell anyone we’re fucking around.

PIT: We will always ask permission before fucking around.

Magnet: Let’s talk about what it’s like to fuck around.
January 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I just told my son I gave him a “heavy hand on the pour” for his toothpaste, then winked at him and smiled. Not a proud moment.
January 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
What year is it? #rip
January 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
January 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Adam (age 4): I need to roll down the window.
Me: Why?
Adam: So I can say “hey ladies, I love your dresses!” They’ll love it!
Me: I’m not sure they will.
January 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM