They’ll never find another us ❤️
February 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
They’ll never find another us ❤️
It’s all a joke. A big fucking joke.
February 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s all a joke. A big fucking joke.
Reinstalled BlueSky because why not 🤷🏻♀️
January 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Reinstalled BlueSky because why not 🤷🏻♀️
What truck is red and has a ladder? A fire truck does, a fire truck does. What has a hose that shoots out water? A fire truck does, a fire truck does.
- The Fire Truck Song, by @mgallz.bsky.social and Jordyn
- The Fire Truck Song, by @mgallz.bsky.social and Jordyn
February 17, 2024 at 2:50 AM
What truck is red and has a ladder? A fire truck does, a fire truck does. What has a hose that shoots out water? A fire truck does, a fire truck does.
- The Fire Truck Song, by @mgallz.bsky.social and Jordyn
- The Fire Truck Song, by @mgallz.bsky.social and Jordyn
Ringing in the new year in true Overwatch Sunday fashion. Popping our ults at midnight.
January 1, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Ringing in the new year in true Overwatch Sunday fashion. Popping our ults at midnight.
I’ll take one break from all of this -gestures vaguely- please
December 13, 2023 at 1:44 AM
I’ll take one break from all of this -gestures vaguely- please
Today has been shitty from start to end, and I’m honestly just over it.
November 18, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Today has been shitty from start to end, and I’m honestly just over it.
Me: I tried adjusting this thing but it didn’t work.
Coworker: ok, but can you adjust it though?
#corporate
Coworker: ok, but can you adjust it though?
#corporate
November 8, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Me: I tried adjusting this thing but it didn’t work.
Coworker: ok, but can you adjust it though?
#corporate
Coworker: ok, but can you adjust it though?
#corporate
Some days seeing other people’s happy pregnancy posts is really hard.
November 7, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Some days seeing other people’s happy pregnancy posts is really hard.
Reposted by Jordyn
if you drink your coffee as slow as me you can have hot coffee and iced coffee out of the same cup 😌 follow for more life tips
November 6, 2023 at 3:58 PM
if you drink your coffee as slow as me you can have hot coffee and iced coffee out of the same cup 😌 follow for more life tips
Girl Scout cookies are now $6 a box, which is completely insane. Back in my day 👵🏻 the price going up to $3.50 a box was a lot.
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October 12, 2023 at 4:18 PM
Girl Scout cookies are now $6 a box, which is completely insane. Back in my day 👵🏻 the price going up to $3.50 a box was a lot.
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There really be people out here NOT snapping for Ego. Do you even know how to play marvel snap?
October 11, 2023 at 2:17 PM
There really be people out here NOT snapping for Ego. Do you even know how to play marvel snap?
This is why we’re best friends. Nobody gets as excited as Emmie does when I say I’m going to Dunkin.
October 4, 2023 at 5:54 PM
This is why we’re best friends. Nobody gets as excited as Emmie does when I say I’m going to Dunkin.
One day I hope to know what it feels like to be valued and appreciated in the workplace.
September 27, 2023 at 2:26 PM
One day I hope to know what it feels like to be valued and appreciated in the workplace.
Also, I swear I’ll post more than just the hard hitting questions.
September 26, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Also, I swear I’ll post more than just the hard hitting questions.
Can you actually be a basic fall girlie if you don’t like PSLs? Asking for a friend.
September 26, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Can you actually be a basic fall girlie if you don’t like PSLs? Asking for a friend.
Can I still call this tweeting?
September 21, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Can I still call this tweeting?