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Bacon Gives Me A Lardon
@jpatterson313.bsky.social
AuDHD and C-PTSD! Certified Charcuterie Guru, Disabled Veteran and Computer Nerd. Left of Democrats. Don't call Charcuterie Lunchables near me.

Michigan.
Octo in the bbq!
August 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My gummys melted!
August 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
RIP America
August 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
August 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
August 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Mackinaw
August 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
August 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Americanized Chinese Food will never be as good as real Chinese food. America is weak with texture and flavors.
August 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I don't know why MAGA has been confused....
August 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Tom Homan is in MS13....better deport him
July 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Parking aggressively!!!! I hope his penis is ok!
July 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Tariffs
July 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Dinner time! Sopresatta from Smoking Goose and Midnight Moon from Cypress Grove. Sour Cherry Gummies for dessert.
July 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
July 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Waygu Brisket, Brined Salmon, Chicken and some babybacks…all dry rubbed and free of sauce crutches!
June 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Waygu Brisket from yesterday…
June 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Absolute shit photo for 5:50am, but nice baldy on the ground.
June 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
JV Dance syndrome!
June 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I never signed up for the lumpy pillow newsletter! BTW more oil professionals say we already have too much oil.
June 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I drive 90 minutes to MicroCenter and a minute later….power outage!
June 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
June 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wood Lymph AKA the bird dropping moth
June 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Airshow Day
June 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Coming from a man who put US troops against US civilians.
June 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Happy Obama Day!
June 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM