You’ve likely seen this by now, and you have probably seen people discussing this in the context of Martial Law. You may have questions. As a lawyer, I wanted to take a moment to explain some of the things in this Executive Order in as neutral and calm terms as possible. Buckle up. 🧵

Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I watch Anita Bryant take a pie in the face. Ding dong, the witch is dead!

Raise a glass of orange juice, and eat a slice of your cream pie of choice today, gays!