When I step out of the house:

“Sir, the Castle of Philabeldia has constructed a wall preventing us from entering.”

“What kind of wall could prevent our army from breaching their castle!”

“Sir, the wall is made of chairs of folding.”

“Blast! There’s no way around a chair of folding!”

Thanks fam.

Summons:

Rocky- Normal
Gritty- Fire
Phanatic- Earth
Ben Franklin- Lightning
S.S. Philabeldia- Water
Eagle of Philabeldia- Wind
Philly Jesus- Light/Holy
Philly Hulk Hogan- Dark
Liberty Bell- Ultima
Mummers- Knights of the Round

Magic:

Wiz- Haste
Naw- Dispel

“Well met, Elliot. Are you ready to depart on our adventure?”

“Verily, fair cuz. We start this jawn by following the flowing wooder of the crick Wissahickon.”

🙃

I feel like Dan’s head has been crippled for a long, long time before this.

I just realized this is a Fox News link and I’m disgusted with myself.

That’s bananas.

I can’t wait to play this. I love the FBC universe.

Is the fire coming from the vehicle or…🤔

Someone who supports Trump calling someone else uneducated is the ultimate self burn.

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I always pop for Vandal Hearts