We made a friend yesterday. This is Francine.

Top one-liners I’ve rattled off this week as a middle school teacher: a thread #teachersofbluesky #middleschoolteachers

My first teacher gift from the middle school I’m at part-time this semester. Idk what he is but I love him. 😍

The world needs more couches we can sit criss cross applesauce on.

More examples of task avoidance:

It was a long week of task avoidance. I’m so sick of grad school. I want to do something beautiful and I’m not sure it includes an annotated bibliography. 😭

And now it’s time for another season of Gladiators on Ice. As my mom told me tonight, all’s fair in love, war and ice hockey.

Which one are you picking?

“This is art” she whispers to herself. Introducing the Joyjoie starter pack.

Recent cephalopod series I may or may not have completed.

Congratulations to this boy for making Valedictorian of his school. His favorite subjects are crying and astrology, he loves the song “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” and when he grows up, he wants to be a balloon pilot. 💗 we are two proud moms.

I’ve been doing a lot of ignoring reality lately, in between planning my escape routes and homeschooling my cat.