I feel you. I have one 5 minutes from me and one in South Korea. The one here flew all the way to SK to spend a week with her sister while I have trouble getting her to stop by my house on the way home from work because "she's tired." 😂

Watched 'Salem's Lot again last night because it's our October read for my library book club and the discussion is tomorrow night. Couldn't help thinking Mark Petrie would've loved the kids in Derry. 🥰

Early November birthday here. You'd be wise to remember it. 🤨

I've only ever heard it pronounced "primmer" by British people who are, we all know, a lot primmer than Americans.

They look like a bunch of beer-swilling MAGA rednecks with SDE. 😡

Also, the tools used for lopping are called "loppers." No offs to be found.

Expecting to see a Meighghan any day now.

In the Steig Larsson Millennium series, every car ride lists turn by turn directions: "They took Drottninggatan to Fjellveien, then took a left at Skoleveien." 😳

I'm a homemade iced latte made with yesterday's refrigerated coffee. ☕

Gatekeepers

This is a common trope in scorpion romance novels. 😏

Expecting to see a Meighann any day now. 🙄

"Rode hard and put up wet." This one isn't said wrong, just used as a sexual reference instead of a horse reference. Even worse is when you use it correctly and someone is shocked at your sexual reference. 🙄

Someone told me this is Appalachian speak, which has rules of its own. They also say "taste of this" instead of just "taste this," and "I don't care to" instead of "I don't mind."

I have two Tonys. My husband and my son. 😁