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@joulesbyrne.bsky.social
DO NOT FOLLOW.
Socialist Sympathizer, Anti-Bigotry, Pro-Equality.
Blocker of Followers.
Hater of Empires/Walker on Smoke. #825,977
Anti-Clout/Anti-Clockwise/Anti-Gamer Aktion
General Luddism. Weird & Distant.
161 Drummer. Thrash til death. Est. 1975.
Socialist Sympathizer, Anti-Bigotry, Pro-Equality.
Blocker of Followers.
Hater of Empires/Walker on Smoke. #825,977
Anti-Clout/Anti-Clockwise/Anti-Gamer Aktion
General Luddism. Weird & Distant.
161 Drummer. Thrash til death. Est. 1975.
Lemme guess, he tried to insinuate his obsolete-ass self into this whole "ephebophilia" discourse, right?
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Lemme guess, he tried to insinuate his obsolete-ass self into this whole "ephebophilia" discourse, right?
Reign of Awesome, more like.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Reign of Awesome, more like.
Darn teens. All womp-rats, no education.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Darn teens. All womp-rats, no education.
The conservative imagination is not a very good source for either theory or praxis, being so fact shy. Sad.
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The conservative imagination is not a very good source for either theory or praxis, being so fact shy. Sad.
Real loud.
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Real loud.
Mayo and Cheese just got dirty.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Mayo and Cheese just got dirty.
Orange cats living that life.
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Orange cats living that life.
She was the honest side of Reaganomics and the coming neoliberal tide.
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
She was the honest side of Reaganomics and the coming neoliberal tide.
Marketed in the UK as "Fuckdelic Frappes"
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Marketed in the UK as "Fuckdelic Frappes"
Me: "don't you remember the clone wars? the robot invasion?"
Teen on a Hover-Scooter - "What the frak are the clone wars?"
Teen on a Hover-Scooter - "What the frak are the clone wars?"
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Me: "don't you remember the clone wars? the robot invasion?"
Teen on a Hover-Scooter - "What the frak are the clone wars?"
Teen on a Hover-Scooter - "What the frak are the clone wars?"
Srsly. I was like, "who listens to these?"
I don't even know a dumbest guy I know.
(any more).
I don't even know a dumbest guy I know.
(any more).
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Srsly. I was like, "who listens to these?"
I don't even know a dumbest guy I know.
(any more).
I don't even know a dumbest guy I know.
(any more).
Wi-Fi connected murder bears that take more juice than the hoover dam.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Wi-Fi connected murder bears that take more juice than the hoover dam.
That thing you mention is important cultural anthropology.
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
That thing you mention is important cultural anthropology.
"the Jackboot Tyranny speedrun"
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"the Jackboot Tyranny speedrun"
Heh. I know that song. I did that, as a child would. I ate so many boxes in a row, I ate myself forever sick of fruity pebbles.
(...but they were such a rare treat when i was a kid, heh.)
(...but they were such a rare treat when i was a kid, heh.)
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Heh. I know that song. I did that, as a child would. I ate so many boxes in a row, I ate myself forever sick of fruity pebbles.
(...but they were such a rare treat when i was a kid, heh.)
(...but they were such a rare treat when i was a kid, heh.)
Motherfucker has one of those cool rings that Trump doesn't have, whatcha gonna do? Trump wants one of those Nazgul superbowl rings.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Motherfucker has one of those cool rings that Trump doesn't have, whatcha gonna do? Trump wants one of those Nazgul superbowl rings.
I understand why they invented a Krampus and a Baba Yaga, because I'm about to tell my boys a story about "BAD KITTY STEW".
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I understand why they invented a Krampus and a Baba Yaga, because I'm about to tell my boys a story about "BAD KITTY STEW".