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Joel
@joturp27.bsky.social
How I’m trying to be all of December
December 4, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Me too, Uber driver
December 1, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Learning how to VPN after discovering PornHub is blocked in the entire state of Kentucky
December 1, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I finally figured out who Kristin Chenoweth reminded me of in Wicked
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I will never in my natural gay life understand families that eat Thanksgiving dinner any earlier than 6pm at the earliest. Mama that’s lunch.
November 28, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Me, watching the parade: who?
November 28, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Happy “DL, Masc4Masc, no pics, my car has tinted windows” Grindr weekend to all who will be celebrating in their hometowns
November 27, 2024 at 10:01 PM
2 of my 4 meetings today were just gossip sessions and that’s how you should handle business the day before a long holiday
November 27, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Yes I’m working today and being very productive
November 27, 2024 at 4:16 PM
My big dumb ass didn’t realize until I was standing in the security line at O’Hare that I didn’t put the right shoes on before I left the house and I was still wearing my house slip ons 🤦🏻‍♂️
November 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I don’t watch reality tv, but “Zac Efron’s Brother” and “Britney Spears’ Ex” are objectively hilarious
The official cast photos of The Traitors US season 3, premiering Jan. 9 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
November 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Snow in Chicago
a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Being a homebody gay in your late 30s means a nice quiet Wednesday night baking cherry chocolate chip cookies
November 21, 2024 at 1:13 AM
1 like and I’ll eat a big bowl of fruity pebbles as a little sweet treat
November 20, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Scheduled my first haircut in a year (been growing it out) AND with someone I’ve never had cut my hair before. The anxiety I’m having is off the charts.
November 19, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Having a glass of wine and doing a dry run of my friendsgiving Mac and cheese and y’all that girl on tik tok is on the something here
November 17, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Kind of loving the new Matlock with thee Ms. Kathy Bates, yes I am actually a 73 year old boomer named Darlene
November 15, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I needed to hear this
I don’t know who needs to hear this but fix your posture
November 14, 2024 at 8:27 PM
My cousin uses Facebook like a google search and most of his posts are just things like “Cracker Barrel kids menu” and “Domino’s phone number”. I guarantee this man voted for Trump.
November 14, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Does the feed not scroll upward or am I just an idiot?
November 14, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Can some of y’all to add me into these homo starter packs? I’m too lazy to search and even lazier to be found
November 14, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I wasn’t funny on Twitter and I certainly won’t be funny here. Sorry gals.
November 13, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Oh so I’m just HORNY horny today huh?
July 1, 2023 at 5:39 PM
All that for an invite code and y’all don’t even have DMs or a media tab??
June 22, 2023 at 7:47 PM
I’m gonna have to create a spreadsheet to help locate and track Twitter oomfs on here, aren't I? 🫠
June 22, 2023 at 4:56 PM