Matt
@jotunbot.bsky.social
6'8", autistic, they/them, professional local musician
if it helps, I saw them yesterday and can confirm they exist
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
if it helps, I saw them yesterday and can confirm they exist
Philly goated, I miss it hard dude
August 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Philly goated, I miss it hard dude
I was gonna sarcastically respond with "and yet you dated me" before I remembered I am not, in fact, a man 🫡
August 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I was gonna sarcastically respond with "and yet you dated me" before I remembered I am not, in fact, a man 🫡
(I am now realizing this came out a month ago but I am sticking to the point here)
July 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
(I am now realizing this came out a month ago but I am sticking to the point here)
the irony that the Venn diagram between those people and "people who complain about participation trophies" is a circle is not lost on me
June 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
the irony that the Venn diagram between those people and "people who complain about participation trophies" is a circle is not lost on me
Heff I love you to death but HUH
May 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Heff I love you to death but HUH
Greg is truly Pipezone Certified
May 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Greg is truly Pipezone Certified
me: bruh
also me: shows up to places 15-20 minutes early bc anxiety
also me: shows up to places 15-20 minutes early bc anxiety
May 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
me: bruh
also me: shows up to places 15-20 minutes early bc anxiety
also me: shows up to places 15-20 minutes early bc anxiety
for example, me remembering to check this site and responding to your tweet
May 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
for example, me remembering to check this site and responding to your tweet
you when I reply to one of your earliest posts:
April 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
you when I reply to one of your earliest posts:
I believe in you here also!!!
April 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I believe in you here also!!!