jossminion.bsky.social
@jossminion.bsky.social
She/her, late 30s, Canadian
Notoriously bad at figuring out new social media apps, so please bear with me.
OFMD-obsessed, with a dash of IWTV when the mood strikes.
Mostly just here to bask in the glory of all you amazingly talented fan creators.
Saucepans have long been my culinary Achilles’ heel, but even they were no match for @sambaschutte.bsky.social’s teaching skills! Managed to get through not one, but TWO saucepan components without anything burning, separating, or performing any other inexplicable feats of chemistry. Huzzah!
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
🎶 The Internet is for porn! The Internet is for porn! 🎶
October 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I won’t lie - this has not quite yielded the financial return that I was promised (I suspect that Prince Azi fellow may not have been on the level), but it sure does bring me joy every time I see it on my fridge. 🥰 #OFMDCraftFair
October 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My friend just sent me this, and if this isn’t peak Buttons energy, I don’t know what is.
September 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
9yo Mini Minion was PISSED that I made @sambaschutte.bsky.social ‘s key lime pie for a work thing and did not save him a slice. So, he insisted on making his very own this weekend. He noped out of mixing and got a bit heavy-handed with the whipped cream, but I declare his first effort a success*! 🤩
September 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
NYT this is Gentlebeard erasure. 😡
September 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Yeah, I wanna play this time.
August 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My Buttons/Karl necklace seems to have actually put a hex upon me, which is simultaneously the saddest and most fitting thing that has happened to me recently. 😂 😩
August 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Algorithm, just what in the actual FUCK did I do to make you think I would EVER be caught DEAD in this shirt??? I can’t believe this shit is real. Looks like something from an SNL parody. 😭
July 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
How my husband asks for the grocery list. 😂
July 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
HE’S HEEEEEEEERE!!! 😍😍😍
I love him so much and he is so precious to me. Thank you so, so much for your beautiful work, @magpieinpjpants.bsky.social !! Rest assured that our boys are reunited and basking in MerSmooches.
June 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
For the past few weeks, my 5yo has been working on a “super secret surprise” whenever she visits her grandparents. Today, she finally showed me what she’s been working on: “a blanket for MerStede!” 🥹🥹🥹
I think he looks cozy. 🥰
MerStede courtesy of @magpieinpjpants.bsky.social
May 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Well, we had a slight delay due to a malfunctioning springform pan, but I was finally able to get the whipped cream on top and dig in! It was a big hit at our Mother’s Day gathering. Thanks so much for the lesson, @sambaschutte.bsky.social ! I feel so accomplished.
May 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Not sure I looked quite menacing enough to pass for a proper pirate, but SHUT UP I DID PIRATE BAKING WITH @sambaschutte.bsky.social !!!! Had the best time. 😁
May 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
HE’S HEEEEEEEEREEEEE!!!! 🥰🥰🥰
I love him SO. FREAKIN’. MUCH. I love him so much that I would even share my 1/2 pyramid with him. I would die for my adorable little crocheted MerStede. Thanks so much to @magpieinpjpants.bsky.social and all the amazing people involved in the #OFMDCraftFair !!!!!
March 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I may be a bit late to the party, but I, for one, am glad that Prince Azi gave this decision the time and consideration that it deserves. I am delighted to find that I have been selected as ze one and only owner of ze half pyramid! Shame I can’t tell anybody, though. Must remain discrete.
March 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
OM NOM NOM. Said exactly this on tumblr earlier this year! 😂
January 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
For a brief and beautiful moment, I was 100% certain that this car sticker depicted our very own Edward Teach. Thank you, #OFMD fan artists, for continually putting our boy in little outfits and slutty situations. You have broken something in my perception that I never want fixed. 💜
November 12, 2024 at 11:31 PM