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Joss
@joss.bsky.social
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Educator, roller derby official, general weirdo, and professional lurker. Don't expect a lot of posts. (He/Him)
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Sandwich Guy beat the wrap!
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Jury finds D.C. ‘sandwich guy’ not guilty of assaulting officer
Sean C. Dunn admitted he flung the hoagie at a federal agent. His attorneys called it a “harmless gesture” of protest as Trump commandeered D.C. police.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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mnrollerderby.bsky.social
Come cheer on your favorite Windchill skaters as they take on Harbor City Roller Derby, from Duluth, MN!

Join us on Friday, August 22nd at the Recreation Outdoor Center in Saint Louis Park.
Doors open at 6:30pm and the action starts at 7:30!

photo by Ron Wilbur
Blue and White Wording over black and white roller derby action photo: Windchill Home Game MNRD Windchill vs Harbor City Roller Derby Friday, August 22nd First Whistle at 7:30pm Recreation Outdoor Center 3700 Monterey Drive Saint Louis Park, MN
August 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
joss.bsky.social
Since the new Pope is from Chicago does that mean they can start using Malört during communion?
May 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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We must honor the old ways.

(This joke is 25 years old now.)
April 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We can't. Not on Rex Manning day. #RexManningDay #EmpireRecords #DamnTheManSaveTheEmpire
Rex Manning holding his chin.
April 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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It's going to get into the 60s today and we got the art for the plant sale. I am excited.
www.ramseymastergardeners.org/event-detail...
#plantsale #wintersucks #gardening
An ad for a plant sale with flowers, tomatoes, and a monarch butterfly. May 17, 2025, 9:00 AM – 2:00 PM CDT Aldrich Ice Arena, 1850 White Bear Ave, Maplewood, MN 55109, USA
March 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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No thanks, Congress.
March 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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A few weeks away from this one, as always hit me up for the friends and family link.
mnrollerderby.bsky.social Minnesota Roller Derby @mnrollerderby.bsky.social · Mar 3
Step right up, roller derby fans! 🎪
On Saturday, March 29th, Minnesota Roller Derby is bringing a spectacular circus of mayhem to the Roy Wilkins Auditorium for our Season 21 championship games: Cirque du Derby!
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A poster graphic for the MNRD Home Team Championship event. At the center are two character clowns wearing roller skates and safety gear. The clown on the left is tinted yellow, the one on the right is purple. There are two additional acrobatic artists, a green-tinted one on the bottom holding up the clowns, and a pink-tinted one at the top being held up by the clowns. The lower artist has a human body with a fish head, the upper artist has a human body and a rodent head. In the background is an open red stage curtain. Poster text is as follows Center: Minnesota Roller Derby (logo) presents Cirque * du * Derby Home Team Championships! Tickets & info at mnrollerderby.com March 29, 2025 Upper Left: The Legendary Roy Wilkins Auditorium Upper Right: Doors at 5pm First Whistle At 6pm Lower Left: Game 1: Maul Rats (logo) vs. Bodies of Water (logo) 3rd Place! Lower Right: Game 2: Roller Vortex (logo) vs. Wednesday Warnings (logo) Champs!
March 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Happy street date for Girl Scout cookies to all who celebrate. #BringBackSmores #FrozenThinMintCrew
February 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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The assistant superintendent just emailed staff to solicit people to present professional development on an upcoming in-service day. I am tempted to propose leading one called "Nancy Reagan and You: Just Say No... To All Staff Emails." There would be a flowchart where everything ends at no.
February 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Derby weekend! As always, let me know I you want the friends and family hookup.
mnrollerderby.bsky.social Minnesota Roller Derby @mnrollerderby.bsky.social · Feb 2
Test your luck during the Minnesota Lottery’s take over of our semi-finals bout next weekend!
🎉🎉🎉
Happening February 8th, at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium.
DINO-SORE - doors open at 5pm and the first whistle blows at 6pm!
Tickets: bit.ly/MNRDb4s21
February 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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An evergreen PSA, but especially needed for these next 4 long, long, loooooooong years.
NLG Know Your Rights reminder: Shut the f*** up!
YouTube video by National Lawyers Guild, Detroit & MI
www.youtube.com
January 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Next bout is Saturday. Let me know if you want the friends and family link for tickets.
Event poster for a roller derby double header on 1/11/25 in St Paul, MN.
January 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Happy longest point in the year until it's socially acceptable to play Christmas music again to those who celebrate. #FormerRetailWorker #Trauma
December 26, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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Is it just me or would a healthcare CEO make a good Jacob Marley in an updated version of A Christmas Carol?
December 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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Next bout is December 14th. I know other derby people are starting to come here, so I'll add the poster. Let me know if you want the friends and family ticket link. #rollerderby #stpaul #minnesota
Event poster for a roller derby bout on December 14th 2024 at the Roy Williams auditorium in St. Paul, Minnesota for a Minnesota Roller Derby bout. Doors open at 5:00 p.m., the game starts at 6:00. p.m. The maul rats play the roller vortex first and bodies of water play the Wednesday warnings second.
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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With Linda McMahon as the Secretary of Education does that mean all my Manifestation Determination meetings will need to be decided with a ladder and a steel chair?
November 20, 2024 at 2:29 PM