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Hewey
@josolbert102.bsky.social
· Jan 12
Instead of arguing over whether Pluto is a planet or not we should just #blowuppluto
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
Just kidding, fellas
Sapient influenza does NOT exist
Sapient influenza does NOT exist
Check your garages for any mouseholes
They're breeding grounds for sapient influenza
They're breeding grounds for sapient influenza
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Just kidding, fellas
Sapient influenza does NOT exist
Sapient influenza does NOT exist
Check your garages for any mouseholes
They're breeding grounds for sapient influenza
They're breeding grounds for sapient influenza
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Check your garages for any mouseholes
They're breeding grounds for sapient influenza
They're breeding grounds for sapient influenza
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Merry Christmas
I got nothing bcuz I dont celebrate it
I got nothing bcuz I dont celebrate it
December 25, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Merry Christmas
I got nothing bcuz I dont celebrate it
I got nothing bcuz I dont celebrate it
I think it's time to watch "The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack" again...
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I think it's time to watch "The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack" again...
67
Am I right or am I wrong?
Am I right or am I wrong?
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
67
Am I right or am I wrong?
Am I right or am I wrong?
Bluesky for android
September 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Bluesky for android
The Internet will be fine
Hopefully
Hopefully
August 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The Internet will be fine
Hopefully
Hopefully
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you gotta die bro
August 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
you gotta die bro
2025: the year of the Goonpocalypse
July 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
2025: the year of the Goonpocalypse
They should make chicken flavored gum
I think that would be pretty successful
I think that would be pretty successful
July 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
They should make chicken flavored gum
I think that would be pretty successful
I think that would be pretty successful
They should make a refuelable gum
Like after the gum has lost its taste you could put it in a machine and it would regain its taste
Like after the gum has lost its taste you could put it in a machine and it would regain its taste
June 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
They should make a refuelable gum
Like after the gum has lost its taste you could put it in a machine and it would regain its taste
Like after the gum has lost its taste you could put it in a machine and it would regain its taste
I forgot this place existed
June 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I forgot this place existed
Remember Dream, the Minecraft youtuber?
Wonder whatever happened to him
Wonder whatever happened to him
May 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Remember Dream, the Minecraft youtuber?
Wonder whatever happened to him
Wonder whatever happened to him
Bluesky is like 2020 twitter except there are no dream stans wrecking havoc
May 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Bluesky is like 2020 twitter except there are no dream stans wrecking havoc
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Me: *cranks up the tunes*
Gen Z-er with a nose ring who’s never heard good music before: “What is THIS?”
Me: Oh sweet summer child, didn’t you know that back before auto-tune singers had a little thing called “talent”?
Gen Z-er with a nose ring who’s never heard good music before: “What is THIS?”
Me: Oh sweet summer child, didn’t you know that back before auto-tune singers had a little thing called “talent”?
May 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Me: *cranks up the tunes*
Gen Z-er with a nose ring who’s never heard good music before: “What is THIS?”
Me: Oh sweet summer child, didn’t you know that back before auto-tune singers had a little thing called “talent”?
Gen Z-er with a nose ring who’s never heard good music before: “What is THIS?”
Me: Oh sweet summer child, didn’t you know that back before auto-tune singers had a little thing called “talent”?
Bluesky version of Dear David called Dear Danny. It's the exact same but his name is now Danny instead of David
May 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Bluesky version of Dear David called Dear Danny. It's the exact same but his name is now Danny instead of David
Fact: Donald Trump got shot on the same day my neighbour's house burned down
May 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Fact: Donald Trump got shot on the same day my neighbour's house burned down
I am disillusioned with modern social media
May 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I am disillusioned with modern social media
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Remember how having your parents pick up pizza during your childhood made your whole week? I miss finding joy in the small things.
April 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Remember how having your parents pick up pizza during your childhood made your whole week? I miss finding joy in the small things.
The CIA should use the replies as a torture method
April 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The CIA should use the replies as a torture method
You want me to fight the Blue?
*sky falls down*
BlueSky Jockey
*sky falls down*
BlueSky Jockey
April 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
You want me to fight the Blue?
*sky falls down*
BlueSky Jockey
*sky falls down*
BlueSky Jockey
People on social media who just say things, no memes, no videos, no selfies, no art, no GIFS
Just words
Just words
March 14, 2025 at 9:29 AM
People on social media who just say things, no memes, no videos, no selfies, no art, no GIFS
Just words
Just words