Apropos of nothing please indulge me as I must express myself on this topic, what with this being Halloween season.

I so love Halloween, yet I have a deep abhorrent visceral nails-on-the-chalkboard reaction to the word “spooktacular”.😖

Thank you for your attention on this.

That pet-dish that drops food into grooves and stops them from inhaling everything in seconds but for me and movie popcorn.

*stands up

“Hi, my name is Josh and I can’t wear a t-shirt more than two times without getting some weird permanent food stain on it somewhere.”

“Hi Josh!”

Writing an action movie called Placebo Effect. It doesn’t really have any action scenes but there’s a good chance you’ll believe it does.

Worry is a futile thing, so forget doing the whole kitcken floor with it.

IMO Koji Kondo’s The Legend of Zelda theme has got to be the best video game theme music of all time.
Not a very hot take, but still.

Peanut butter on top a slice of hot cherry or blueberry pie? *chefs kiss*

Apropos of nothing I love a good background laugher on a podcast.

Count your blessings. Count your calories. WELL WHICH IS IT!!!?

Watching the Grampys.
Dale just won for ‘Best New Grandfather’ but we all saw that coming. Still shocked Tim AND Richard lost to Gerald AGAIN for ‘Repeated Story of the Year’ but tbh ‘That Time At Woodstock I Pulled The Mud-Guitar Prank On Your Nana’ IS the strongest contender by a nautical mile.

Why does their cat pray?
Because their cat licks.

Who needs to win the whole world when a good meal and laughs with friends will do.

This year I set up a lot of goals for myself, which is stupid because I don’t play soccer.

Taking down the Christmas tree and put up the Rest of the Year Anxiety tree

If the Oscar nominations tell us anything, it’s who is nominated for an Oscar.

“I don't know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn't make sense.”

“This is absolutely horrible. We never get any extra shots, we never get any time to experiment. We never get to, you know, go dreamy or anything!”

“And If yoou can believe it… ”

—David Lynch

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