Joshua Tobias
@joshuatobias.bsky.social
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Fanone is coughing "bullshit" at republican Mike Nehls as he blames everyone but Trump for the attack on the Capitol, and calls the police that day "unprepared." He then tells Fanone he needs "medication." A reminder that Nehls cowered from Trump's rioters as the police kept him safe.
January 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Fanone is coughing "bullshit" at republican Mike Nehls as he blames everyone but Trump for the attack on the Capitol, and calls the police that day "unprepared." He then tells Fanone he needs "medication." A reminder that Nehls cowered from Trump's rioters as the police kept him safe.
I wish I had a Tshirt company. I want a "First they came for the..." "but then we came for the Nazis." shirt.
January 22, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I wish I had a Tshirt company. I want a "First they came for the..." "but then we came for the Nazis." shirt.
This goof is trying to defend Trump by pointing out the millions of pages of evidence against him. Ok.
#JackSmith
#JackSmith
January 22, 2026 at 7:37 PM
This goof is trying to defend Trump by pointing out the millions of pages of evidence against him. Ok.
#JackSmith
#JackSmith
Mr. Van Drew has definitely touched kids.
#JackSmith
#JackSmith
January 22, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Mr. Van Drew has definitely touched kids.
#JackSmith
#JackSmith
The gentleman from Texas could get lost in an empty shoebox.
January 22, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The gentleman from Texas could get lost in an empty shoebox.
Republicans keep punching themselves in the face and smiling proudly about how many blows they landed. Now the Dems just need to stand back and let Smith talk.
#JackSmith
#JackSmith
January 22, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Republicans keep punching themselves in the face and smiling proudly about how many blows they landed. Now the Dems just need to stand back and let Smith talk.
#JackSmith
#JackSmith
Dems really need to let Jack Smith speak, or this will be a huge waste of time.
January 22, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Dems really need to let Jack Smith speak, or this will be a huge waste of time.
Who was Fanone about to knock out?
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Who was Fanone about to knock out?
Dude from Virginia is just defiantly punching himself in the face over and over. #JackSmith
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Dude from Virginia is just defiantly punching himself in the face over and over. #JackSmith
That lady from Florida looks like swamp witch Barbie. #jacksmith
January 22, 2026 at 5:45 PM
That lady from Florida looks like swamp witch Barbie. #jacksmith
Not to brag, but I'm the first person to conjugate "Conservative Christian." They were Conservative Christianing so hard that they forgot Jesus wasn't in the Old Testament.
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Not to brag, but I'm the first person to conjugate "Conservative Christian." They were Conservative Christianing so hard that they forgot Jesus wasn't in the Old Testament.
Why is it that they make big and tall clothing, but not short and stout? I need XL shoulders, but not XL sleeves.
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Why is it that they make big and tall clothing, but not short and stout? I need XL shoulders, but not XL sleeves.
@matthewjdowd.bsky.social was completely correct and appropriate and far kinder in his assessment than Kirk deserved.
@msnbc.com owes him an apology
@msnbc.com owes him an apology
September 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
@matthewjdowd.bsky.social was completely correct and appropriate and far kinder in his assessment than Kirk deserved.
@msnbc.com owes him an apology
@msnbc.com owes him an apology
I don't normally open suspected spam texts, but the thumbnail intrigued me. Apparently NatSec just sent me a map of the locations of all the nuclear missile silos located on the Eastern Seaboard.
March 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I don't normally open suspected spam texts, but the thumbnail intrigued me. Apparently NatSec just sent me a map of the locations of all the nuclear missile silos located on the Eastern Seaboard.
I can't quite tell if it's a coup, a fire sale or a little of both, but that's definitely the territory that we are in.
February 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I can't quite tell if it's a coup, a fire sale or a little of both, but that's definitely the territory that we are in.
At a press conference about a tragedy that took American lives, this bizarre orange asshole starts reading conspiracy theory "articles" from extreme right wing websites and bemoaning how unfairly he's been treated. Then the asshole former cast member of a MTV reality show comes out to validate him.
January 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
At a press conference about a tragedy that took American lives, this bizarre orange asshole starts reading conspiracy theory "articles" from extreme right wing websites and bemoaning how unfairly he's been treated. Then the asshole former cast member of a MTV reality show comes out to validate him.
Catching some of RFK's confirmation hearing. Maybe he would have benefited from the same procedure that Rose had.
January 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Catching some of RFK's confirmation hearing. Maybe he would have benefited from the same procedure that Rose had.
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Empathy would be a white MAGA stopping to consider how they would prove their citizenship on the spot if they were stopped by ICE.
January 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Empathy would be a white MAGA stopping to consider how they would prove their citizenship on the spot if they were stopped by ICE.
Reddit wins the best take on the weak Elon defenses: 🖕(I know this looks like a middle finger but it’s actually a “Roman finger”)
January 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Reddit wins the best take on the weak Elon defenses: 🖕(I know this looks like a middle finger but it’s actually a “Roman finger”)
All I'm saying is that if voters chose to fill our fire trucks with napalm instead of water, we probably wouldn't be blaming the water or the people who voted for water. We'd probably be inspecting what we should do about the napalm and its supporters.
November 26, 2024 at 2:10 AM
All I'm saying is that if voters chose to fill our fire trucks with napalm instead of water, we probably wouldn't be blaming the water or the people who voted for water. We'd probably be inspecting what we should do about the napalm and its supporters.