Joshua Coakley
joshuacoakley.bsky.social
Joshua Coakley
@joshuacoakley.bsky.social
Artist: no flash photography, please
(Meanwhile)
Same artist: caution extreme use of strobe lighting
March 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
All the hardcore kids should be able to see Fleshwater from side stage on this Deftones tour
March 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Dance Gavin Dance murdered post-hardcore once please don't let them do it again
March 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Rockville has this new more exclusive VIP called the "Owners Club" & I guess one of the peaks is you're allowed to slap one artist in the face.
March 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I confused an Indie/emo person by my Fiddlehead shirt
March 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Me: wondering where all these unpurchased small band shirts go when they die.
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The club says "no smoking"...
Yet they will pump a ton of some toxic avenger chemical through their smoke machine at you & your lungs all night long
March 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
What's the last thing you wanna hear at a show on a work night??? I'll go first...
"We're going to push doors"
March 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Damn bands really be playing Ocala to avoid Duval
February 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
American government to big business
"Feed American any poison it is fine"
American government to the people
"Why do you keep buying poison"?
February 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Not so old I want dinner at 4pm
Am so old I want the show to start at 5pm
February 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Cannot wait until taylor swift loses the Super Bowl today
February 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I thought I was funny with this one...
The bank : we think we found some fraud on your account
Me: no, that is just Florida's expensive ass rent
February 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hum, maybe I should let my hair grow out again
(One week later)
Ugh, NOPE
February 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The worst part about being old as fuck is those moments when you remember you are old as fuck
February 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Them : Social media sucks
Me: you are so young you don't know the struggle of finding about shows in print media
January 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM