Ben & Jerry's Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road (2008-2009): Chocolate ice cream loaded up with peanut butter cookie dough, butter brickle, and white chocolate chunks. Released to honor Sir Elton John's first ever performance in Vermont.

Alstott's A-Train Express (2000-2001): In what may be the first and only time a fullback had their own promotional food, then-Buccaneers fan favorite Mike "A-Train" Alstott received a promotional cereal, frosted corn flakes. Anyone walking around the Tampa area in that cap today?

Pizza Hut Sweet Sriracha Dynamite (2014-circa 2016): Part of the "Flavors of Now" menu, a concerted effort to appeal to millennials, this pie featured honey-Sriracha sauce, grilled chicken, cherry peppers, pineapple, sliced jalapenos, and a honey-sriracha drizzle

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying