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@joshsculpts.bsky.social
... software engineer 🤖 ... lazy artist 🎨 ... even lazier indie game dev👾
Tbf, I'm kind of glad because McLusky needs a break and some peace in his life because I know I sure as fuck do.
February 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Tbf, I'm kind of glad because McLusky needs a break and some peace in his life because I know I sure as fuck do.
I promised myself I'd get something posted for January. Maybe this week. Or next. I haven't checked the calendar, but I'm sure Feberrarry's still a couple weeks out.
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I promised myself I'd get something posted for January. Maybe this week. Or next. I haven't checked the calendar, but I'm sure Feberrarry's still a couple weeks out.
They made it as far as their first encounter with Measurehead, and were like, "Fuck. Game of the year."
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
They made it as far as their first encounter with Measurehead, and were like, "Fuck. Game of the year."
Who's even running their IT infrastructure if they don't have Furries???
January 30, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Who's even running their IT infrastructure if they don't have Furries???
So this is why my electric bill keeps getting bigger. 😩
January 29, 2026 at 10:17 PM
So this is why my electric bill keeps getting bigger. 😩
You can just look at the list of 10k+ employees listed on ICE's LinkedIn 🤣
January 26, 2026 at 9:55 PM
You can just look at the list of 10k+ employees listed on ICE's LinkedIn 🤣
Liberal media has been pushing so much anti-gun sentiment for decades that "the libs" APPEAR to have disarmed themselves. You can go anywhere on the web and see conservatives talking about how they'd win "the next civil war" because "they're the only ones with guns."
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Liberal media has been pushing so much anti-gun sentiment for decades that "the libs" APPEAR to have disarmed themselves. You can go anywhere on the web and see conservatives talking about how they'd win "the next civil war" because "they're the only ones with guns."
Conservatives have always been anti-gun. Reagan started modern gun control the day he realized minorities could arm themselves.
It's starting to get weird now that they're realizing "the libs" are proooobably just as armed as they are. They just don't own gun tshirts for every day of the month.
It's starting to get weird now that they're realizing "the libs" are proooobably just as armed as they are. They just don't own gun tshirts for every day of the month.
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Conservatives have always been anti-gun. Reagan started modern gun control the day he realized minorities could arm themselves.
It's starting to get weird now that they're realizing "the libs" are proooobably just as armed as they are. They just don't own gun tshirts for every day of the month.
It's starting to get weird now that they're realizing "the libs" are proooobably just as armed as they are. They just don't own gun tshirts for every day of the month.
It would be amazing for like, an hour.
I once interviewed to do IT at one of those 3rd party "candy crunching" companies where they crunch candy, re-bag, and then sell crunched candy to ice cream shops like DQ. By the time I was done, the overpowering smell of chocolate was making me sick. 😬
I once interviewed to do IT at one of those 3rd party "candy crunching" companies where they crunch candy, re-bag, and then sell crunched candy to ice cream shops like DQ. By the time I was done, the overpowering smell of chocolate was making me sick. 😬
January 24, 2026 at 1:36 AM
It would be amazing for like, an hour.
I once interviewed to do IT at one of those 3rd party "candy crunching" companies where they crunch candy, re-bag, and then sell crunched candy to ice cream shops like DQ. By the time I was done, the overpowering smell of chocolate was making me sick. 😬
I once interviewed to do IT at one of those 3rd party "candy crunching" companies where they crunch candy, re-bag, and then sell crunched candy to ice cream shops like DQ. By the time I was done, the overpowering smell of chocolate was making me sick. 😬
Tbh I'd be kind of mad if it wasn't, especially since he starts off in a meeting with HR. 🤣
January 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Tbh I'd be kind of mad if it wasn't, especially since he starts off in a meeting with HR. 🤣
He is SO getting fired when he doesn't show up to work the next day without calling in.
January 22, 2026 at 11:37 PM
He is SO getting fired when he doesn't show up to work the next day without calling in.
They're still mad that we destroyed Christmas, and sent it away for another year.
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 AM
They're still mad that we destroyed Christmas, and sent it away for another year.
I, too, don't want to be that enabler who's like "I don't agree with them on the vast majority of their platform, but I do agree with them on this one particular issue" 🤣
January 20, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I, too, don't want to be that enabler who's like "I don't agree with them on the vast majority of their platform, but I do agree with them on this one particular issue" 🤣
No. No, I wasn't ready for it.
January 18, 2026 at 8:47 AM
No. No, I wasn't ready for it.
Aw, this would be like going to White Castle with your friends, and ordering 50 of these.
January 18, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Aw, this would be like going to White Castle with your friends, and ordering 50 of these.
I mean, in my part of the US, we speak Spanglish, so 🤣
January 18, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I mean, in my part of the US, we speak Spanglish, so 🤣
*inhale*
...😌🙏...
"Somehow, Ben Solo returned."
...😌🙏...
"Somehow, Ben Solo returned."
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 AM
*inhale*
...😌🙏...
"Somehow, Ben Solo returned."
...😌🙏...
"Somehow, Ben Solo returned."
What kind of exercises have they given you to do? I've been right on the edge of having it for years (40s, work, mtn biking, etc.), but for the most part I can maintain it.
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
What kind of exercises have they given you to do? I've been right on the edge of having it for years (40s, work, mtn biking, etc.), but for the most part I can maintain it.
This was a great blog post, dare I say "whole ass article."
Lots of fantastic advice. Thank you.
Lots of fantastic advice. Thank you.
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 AM
This was a great blog post, dare I say "whole ass article."
Lots of fantastic advice. Thank you.
Lots of fantastic advice. Thank you.
I'm. Already. Exhausted.
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I'm. Already. Exhausted.
I just finished watching Star Trek Lower Decks, and they have a whole prison facility where they store rogue AIs because rogue AIs happen like ALL THE TIME in the future. 🤣
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I just finished watching Star Trek Lower Decks, and they have a whole prison facility where they store rogue AIs because rogue AIs happen like ALL THE TIME in the future. 🤣
Oh man, don't get me started on that OneDrive malware 🤣
January 7, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Oh man, don't get me started on that OneDrive malware 🤣
What's funny is that if someone were to weaponize this in the same way against his "family" (for lack of better words since he doesn't have an actual "family"), they'd be permabanned.
January 6, 2026 at 11:48 PM
What's funny is that if someone were to weaponize this in the same way against his "family" (for lack of better words since he doesn't have an actual "family"), they'd be permabanned.
Not that I want to encourage being online more, but I purged everything IRL, created a fake persona, and filled it with only good, positive stuff (nature, health, mental health, DIY stuff, ppl doing good things, etc.).
If I feel the need to go online, 2 scrolls in, and I'm told to exercise. 🤣
If I feel the need to go online, 2 scrolls in, and I'm told to exercise. 🤣
January 6, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Not that I want to encourage being online more, but I purged everything IRL, created a fake persona, and filled it with only good, positive stuff (nature, health, mental health, DIY stuff, ppl doing good things, etc.).
If I feel the need to go online, 2 scrolls in, and I'm told to exercise. 🤣
If I feel the need to go online, 2 scrolls in, and I'm told to exercise. 🤣