I note that in all the discussions of how ineffective or offputting digital deaging has become, no one bitches about The Righteous Gemstones, because they can’t, because it works there just fine.

Developing yet another social media strategy

Location scouting

Pumping gas in a t-shirt of a kitten wrapped in the American flag like Mother Teresa. Happy 4th.

Used my first invite code in the only objectively holy way: for my dear wife

Proud to have my first “So listen; I’ve had a few” Bluesky post be me showing you this bracelet my kid made me while she was high off her ass at Bonnaroo

The Purple People Eater song just came on the college radio station. What happened to that era, when you’d just make up a doofy monster or a weird guy in a song and then halfway through you got to hear their stupid voice? Like the song was trying to sell a toy that didn’t exist? Bring it back.

When I post the same content on Bluesky that I post on Twitter