Accidently used my partner's girly body wash instead of my manly dirt scented one and now I have rockin' tits.

Can't believe the Xbox One controllers still ran on AA batteries, those were wild times.

Wish I didn't get hit with the Freshman 15 about 6 times.

Unfortunately there's not enough room in this world and we must cast away corn tortillas in favor of the much superior flour tortilla.

Coomers will really sit here and play a game where they solve a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle for the chance of seeing a single anime boob.

Hey bluesky! We're hiring for a few positions! Come work with us on Project D :) ->

halfmermaid.co/jobs

🌟 Senior Character Artist
🌟 Cinematic Manager
🌟 Senior Environment Artist (European timezones)
🌟 Level Designer (European timezones)

Is it me or are there kinda a lot more out in the open nazis? Real cool times we're living in. /s

We should really outlaw a few sounds from videos, mostly because they trigger me and the dog.
- Alarm Clock
- Doorbell
- That guy laughing say "oh no no"
- Smoke Detector Beep
- Vibrating sound
- AOL's "You got mail" (will not discuss this further)

We have and always will be a Teto household

So how does the Switch 2 work with my Wii, is it like an accessory, or a new controller?