Josh Penn Boris
@joshpennboris.bsky.social
Animation and horror writer. I write silly things and scary things and sometimes I can’t tell the difference.
My kid asked how Darth Vader eats and now I’m enjoying the image of a little window opening in his respirator and him shoving a cheeseburger in.
May 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My kid asked how Darth Vader eats and now I’m enjoying the image of a little window opening in his respirator and him shoving a cheeseburger in.
ESSENTIAL OILS
Recently separated, fired, and broke, a desperate single mom joins a multi-level marketing scheme only to discover her product is turning her customers — including herself and her daughter — into monsters.
#scriptsky #screenpit #Ho #Fea #SeRe
Recently separated, fired, and broke, a desperate single mom joins a multi-level marketing scheme only to discover her product is turning her customers — including herself and her daughter — into monsters.
#scriptsky #screenpit #Ho #Fea #SeRe
March 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ESSENTIAL OILS
Recently separated, fired, and broke, a desperate single mom joins a multi-level marketing scheme only to discover her product is turning her customers — including herself and her daughter — into monsters.
#scriptsky #screenpit #Ho #Fea #SeRe
Recently separated, fired, and broke, a desperate single mom joins a multi-level marketing scheme only to discover her product is turning her customers — including herself and her daughter — into monsters.
#scriptsky #screenpit #Ho #Fea #SeRe
I have measured out my life with seasonally specific candy types;
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo
February 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I have measured out my life with seasonally specific candy types;
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo
1795 was 230 years ago?!? Feels like yesterday it was 210 years ago.
February 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
1795 was 230 years ago?!? Feels like yesterday it was 210 years ago.
“This checkout line is soooooooo slow”
— me at the grocery store trying to start a beef so I can write a diss track
— me at the grocery store trying to start a beef so I can write a diss track
February 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“This checkout line is soooooooo slow”
— me at the grocery store trying to start a beef so I can write a diss track
— me at the grocery store trying to start a beef so I can write a diss track
Highly recommend Michael Arndt’s breakdowns of beginnings and endings. I had to pause partway through and pop over to my script because it helped me figure out exactly how to resolve a character arc in my horror feature.
www.pandemoniuminc.com/ts3-mistakes...
www.pandemoniuminc.com/ts3-mistakes...
TS3: Mistakes Made, Lessons Learned — Pandemonium, Inc.
www.pandemoniuminc.com
February 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Highly recommend Michael Arndt’s breakdowns of beginnings and endings. I had to pause partway through and pop over to my script because it helped me figure out exactly how to resolve a character arc in my horror feature.
www.pandemoniuminc.com/ts3-mistakes...
www.pandemoniuminc.com/ts3-mistakes...
A lot of kids songs are incredibly bleak when you drill down. B-I-N-G-O is just about a farmer’s beloved dog slowly fading away until he’s gone.
February 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A lot of kids songs are incredibly bleak when you drill down. B-I-N-G-O is just about a farmer’s beloved dog slowly fading away until he’s gone.
Man, Price is Right is probably really hard right now.
January 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Man, Price is Right is probably really hard right now.
The way to combat AI in film and TV is to make the studios understand it as the existential threat it is. We need to start pumping out high quality, IP sullying imitations — Roadrunner going full Jigsaw on Wile E. Coyote, Minions cannibalizing each other, Mickey and the gang having sex with demons.
January 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The way to combat AI in film and TV is to make the studios understand it as the existential threat it is. We need to start pumping out high quality, IP sullying imitations — Roadrunner going full Jigsaw on Wile E. Coyote, Minions cannibalizing each other, Mickey and the gang having sex with demons.
Went to Six Flags today with two kids too young for rollercoasters and 10 adults who aren’t into rollercoasters so I rode rollercoasters by myself all day.
January 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Went to Six Flags today with two kids too young for rollercoasters and 10 adults who aren’t into rollercoasters so I rode rollercoasters by myself all day.
The Substance maybe wasn’t the best movie I saw last year, but it was the best viewing experience I had. Really excited to see horror make such an electric appearance in the Oscar noms.
January 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The Substance maybe wasn’t the best movie I saw last year, but it was the best viewing experience I had. Really excited to see horror make such an electric appearance in the Oscar noms.
If everyone who’s ever died created a ghost, there’d be fourteen ghosts to haunt each person on Earth. So next time you’re enjoying a private moment with yourself, just remember your audience of fourteen ghosts.
January 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If everyone who’s ever died created a ghost, there’d be fourteen ghosts to haunt each person on Earth. So next time you’re enjoying a private moment with yourself, just remember your audience of fourteen ghosts.
Cary Grant is my favorite actor who just plays himself in everything but I don’t care because he’s so damn charismatic. Any other actors like that?
January 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Cary Grant is my favorite actor who just plays himself in everything but I don’t care because he’s so damn charismatic. Any other actors like that?
I’m still not ready to let go of spooky season and have been giving myself a steady drip of horror with the Magnus Archives podcast from @rustyquill.com. Fantastic cosmic horror you can enjoy in bite size chunks with a robust library of episodes. Will be sad when I finish it.
December 12, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I’m still not ready to let go of spooky season and have been giving myself a steady drip of horror with the Magnus Archives podcast from @rustyquill.com. Fantastic cosmic horror you can enjoy in bite size chunks with a robust library of episodes. Will be sad when I finish it.