This is my parents’ dog. His name is Copper. You may recognize him from any Muppets program.

Awaiting Mother Monster.

Obsessed with my new name

Two modern-day idiots at the Chelsea Hotel (just mocktails for me)

Rare breakfast date with @boarbear.bsky.social

The way that I somtimes forget I have an accent but then hear myself and realize I sound like one of the Hillbilly Bears.

La reine de notre maison.

I was listening to a meditative playlist on shuffle. While scrolling FB, this Cass Elliot song starts playing. It’s nowhere on the playlist. I’ve never heard it before. I can’t recreate it.

I’m no stranger to the strange, but what is happening?

Stumbled across this gem while cleaning, and this is where it all started, folks. I read so many of these in grade school. That truly explains so much about me as an adult.

A very strange package arrived today.

Faves

Spotify kicked me in the shin and called me an f slur.

Al is leaving for Chicago tonight, so Cleo is being extra clingy.

The last week has been tense. Let’s boost each other up a little.

1 cat.
2 apartments.
3 countries.
4 million decisions.
5 million cans of Diet Coke.
You get the idea.

13 years feel like the blink of an eye and an eternity simultaneously.

Alexa, please play “Still Into You” by Paramore.

💚