Have you ever read The Onion? This is like, them to a T.

The realist of the real. Can’t wait for the day you’re back in YOUR house.

Do we have to?

He was on the White Sox when he hit his 500th, it was the 2007 season.

I can’t believe you would throw out that amazing statistic and not mention the fact that one of those 13 walk off home runs was his 500th home run.

Professional wrestling fans as a whole tend to lean left, believe it or not.

It… it’s the finger in your ass, isn’t it? It’s definitely the finger in your ass.

Four wonderful humans.

Iggy! Sighthounds are wonderful dogs.

Whippets are also great, but this is an Italian Greyhound, I know because I have both 😊

It is incredibly disingenuous to equate the Khan family with the McMahon’s, with their history of immoral and criminal behavior that includes sex trafficking and covering up the sexual abuse of minors. Even if you don’t like AEW or Tony, this comment is ridiculous and embarrassing.

Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy, Bix. The mean man with the device that shoots oranges is making that time more difficult for local teens. It’s rather straightforward, Bix.

Oh speaking of Austin Powers can we all get machine gun jubblies? They will surely assist in the coming conflict.