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<Video/Board> Games are neat!
Ah crap, I failed metric conversions! It should be ((V=md)100)/n... sorry.
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
But given board game box bloat, should we calculate the volume of the game components themselves, instead?

We'd have to determine an acceptable average of density for standard materials. Then it's just
((V=md)/100)/n,
Where n=(x+y)/2,
Where x is BGG's score and y is the Sylvester score.
February 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Doing my part.
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Looking at WoW and FFXIV that makes sense!

And it finally makes sense why Destiny isn't an "MMO" per it's one CEO or creative lead or whatever. They stuck the landing a couple times in both Destiny and Destiny 2, then totally ate shit on the follow-through.

And both on their 3rd-ish expansions!
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Immediately after you go into the well and get transported to the cliff to watch the big red general dude with the ghost lion, the cat say something about his clan markings and that must mean we've traveled back in time.
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
The Share buttons did so much heavy lifting pre-covid that marketing either forgot how to do their job or got canned.

At the very least, if you're not a "blockbuster yearly franchise" that's been riding on 15+ years of fading momentum, nobody knows how to sell you anymore.
January 26, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Jared Golden is out, he's not running for re-election and felt it prudent to kick us in the dick one more time on the way out.
January 22, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Oh... yeah he would think that it's some free pass to heaven or something, huh.
January 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Seems very Nomura coded... He could be a Secret FFXIII Fan.
January 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I got to try this recently, and it was great! I feel like the rules explanation took longer than the game.

And the rules explanation was like eight minutes with some goofing about with a James May video!
James May's Cheese (Song for Denise Remix) #saycheese
YouTube video by GhostStrike
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"THE BORKLORDS! SUCH AS... DaGoodistBoi!"
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It's time for everyone's favorite holiday tune!
Here Comes Jeffrey Combs
YouTube video by John C. Worsley
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The action barks playing beneath the scripted audio is chef's kiss and evil.
December 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The mimicry of non-humanoid entities is going to be outlandish, and I can't wait.

Jester, offering no explanation: [Mimics a Blood Ooze Psudopod strike.]

Any other player: "Why did you hit me? And why do a feel better!?"
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Man, I just don't know how modern parents find the time in their day to source and juice that many snakes. Especially in this economy!
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Man, this will be especially a mess in rural America.

In the North East, most of the mail load is parcels as is, as there's no other rural service. And that includes contractually mandated Sundays, which are 100% Amazon packages.
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm sure there's a more reasonable explanation, but this many Mighty Number 9's make it feel like a "single-use" game.

Play it, beat it, bin it, grab another from the box!
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Exclusively on GabeCube!
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"The eye has opened! The time a Gervexnel, The Ever Watching is at hand! Watch, watch what is SEEN!"
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I had heard "Bungie says to cancel them all..." before, but what do you mean "...but Concord"!?

And how is that advice not grounds for immediate dismissal!
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM