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Josh Lanzet
@joshlanzet.bsky.social
Comedian/Ice Cream Lover
The best part of the ECF ending is that I don't have to listen to Reggie Miller talk anymore. That was more painful than the Knicks loss.
June 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Gotta love the recent Zelle update. "Sending money is as easy as 47 clicks!"
March 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Controversial take: while I understand that time is not the most important aspect of editing, I have a hard time giving an editing Oscar to any movie over two hours.
March 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Please show me the people who are listening to El Mal as a song absent the film. I'm dying to know who the people are who think this song is great.
March 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I know screeners are intended for voters, but there should be a way to apply for them (and pay) if you're an avid fan of film who watches every Oscar film. Some films don't come to theaters everywhere and others aren't available to stream.

This is all to say I'm scared I'll lose my oscars pool
March 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Oscars should implement the Kieran Culkin rule. If a speech is entertaining enough, it can run a little long.
March 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Not exactly sure why that performance of Defying Gravity made me cry a little, but here we are...
March 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The fact that we don't talk about Cynthia Erivo's vocal ability at least once a day is insane.
March 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Here's a scorcher of a movie take for you: while I didn't love either, I found Anora more grating than Emilia Pérez.
February 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hot take: if you take out all of the songs, I don't know if this would be as poorly received. It wouldn't be well received, but it would be a step up.
February 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I never thought I'd hear a group of people singing the phrase vaginoplasty, but apparently I was wrong.
February 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
There are NINE production companies on this? Dear heavens.
February 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I just started Emilia Pérez. Send your thoughts and prayers.
February 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
A Mississippi state senator has proposed a bill stating "contraception begins at erection." He said that his girlfriend agreed with his opinion and she'd tell you herself but she goes to another school.
January 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
A Mississippi state senator has proposed a bill stating "contraception begins at erection." He felt this was a more accessible stance than his previous one "contraception begins at a winky face emoji."
January 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A Mississippi state senator has proposed a bill to fine men who discharge genetic material without intention to procreate. The senator said he would also be a sponsor of the bill financially given how often he "enjoys his alone time."
January 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Who are the Knicks beat writers to follow on here? Trying to fully move on from X #knicks #nba
January 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social I'm late to seeing this, but you're here, which means I don't need to be logging into X anymore, and I'm stoked.
January 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I know I'm getting older when they show celebrity row at an NBA game and I don't know more than half of them.
January 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The brutalist part about it is that it's a shade under four hours.
December 30, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Just got off a plane. Can somebody explain why the Knicks are barely hanging on with the Wizards? (understood it's back to backs)
December 29, 2024 at 1:59 AM
The phrase "am I wrong" has been ruined for me. I can't not hear "she wore a crown and came down in a bubble Doug."
December 24, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Settle a debate for me: is the video of my colonoscopy a Christmas movie?
December 24, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Only on Bluesky can somebody call somebody else a "pedophile apologist" for an opinion on Love Actually.
December 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I went to filter out political content on here, and then football, and then religious stuff, and I realized I just need an app for cat videos and Knicks updates
December 24, 2024 at 4:51 PM