I used to look nothing like my age.

Then I looked good for my age.

Now nobody looks.

🤣

An entrepreneur measures work-life balance in decades, not hours. #entrepreneur #founderlife

I just started learning French at 56 so that I can forget words in two languages.

ATTN tradwives: today I separated 12 gallons of milk into cream, made ricotta, baked daily sourdough loaf, picked & pickled 30lbs of home grown cukes, and am baking a tart for dinner with our garden tomatoes. And miraculously, I did it all fully vaccinated and without vilifying a single transperson.

@rosie.com , long time no chat, but wanted to say how peaceful you looked in NYTimes profile. Very happy you’re happy. Xo

So the plan now is to make eggs *seem* cheaper by making every other product in the world catastrophically expensive?

Like so many companies in America today, Beekman 1802 has taken a long, hard look at DEI. And at our Beekman 1802 company-wide Town Hall today, I announced our changes to our DEI program.

Here's what I told Team Beekman....

So is “Mineral Deal Signing” now the new “Infrastructure Week?”

Years ago I started buying all my socks the same color to make laundry easier. But now I’m worried that socks mate for life and once I take them out of their package I’m forcing them into a life of promiscuity.

For fun I sometimes write prefaces to books I’ll never write.

I have enough of them to fill a book.

Just when you think you'll never date a new social platform ever again...