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Joshkp
@joshkilmerpurcell.bsky.social
The most optimistic pessimist you'll ever meet.
- Author: “I Am Not Myself These Days,"
"Bucolic Plague” +
- Entrepreneur: Beekman 1802
- TV: The Fabulous Beekman Boys, QVC/HSN, Amazing Race
- Cook
- Gardener
- Former pontificator, Current procrastinator.
I used to look nothing like my age.

Then I looked good for my age.

Now nobody looks.

🤣
August 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
An entrepreneur measures work-life balance in decades, not hours. #entrepreneur #founderlife
August 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I just started learning French at 56 so that I can forget words in two languages.
August 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
ATTN tradwives: today I separated 12 gallons of milk into cream, made ricotta, baked daily sourdough loaf, picked & pickled 30lbs of home grown cukes, and am baking a tart for dinner with our garden tomatoes. And miraculously, I did it all fully vaccinated and without vilifying a single transperson.
August 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
@rosie.com , long time no chat, but wanted to say how peaceful you looked in NYTimes profile. Very happy you’re happy. Xo
April 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
So the plan now is to make eggs *seem* cheaper by making every other product in the world catastrophically expensive?
April 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Like so many companies in America today, Beekman 1802 has taken a long, hard look at DEI. And at our Beekman 1802 company-wide Town Hall today, I announced our changes to our DEI program.

Here's what I told Team Beekman....
March 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
So is “Mineral Deal Signing” now the new “Infrastructure Week?”
February 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Years ago I started buying all my socks the same color to make laundry easier. But now I’m worried that socks mate for life and once I take them out of their package I’m forcing them into a life of promiscuity.
February 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
For fun I sometimes write prefaces to books I’ll never write.

I have enough of them to fill a book.
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Just when you think you'll never date a new social platform ever again...
November 17, 2024 at 2:10 PM