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joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Yet another josh
@joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
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just a little guy by heart, mostly good person by trade. 40ish. He/him. Aquarius, uh INTJ, intermediate degenerate. (Take these things for what you will, I am not a serious person)
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joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
If you’re in or around Austin 12/13-12/21, and want your ass kicked, I am taking appointments
Pic of a person in a ski mask, holding a knife and day planner saying uh, Tuesday is no good for the Eradicator
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Logging on, gm
Duolingo screenshot w/ Norwegian to English translation of this phrase: Jeg spiser brod og gräter pả gulvet. I'm eating bread and crying on the floor.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Yes, yes I am
Pic of a deer holding some flowers in its mouth with text: I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance?
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
[wally mack voice] HAMBURGER HELPERS RULE
Pic of Lefty, the hamburger helper mascot against a red background (represents carnage)
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Thinking about this again
Tumblr post: Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus. And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-" Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Just like me fr fr
Pic of an empty 55g plastic drum w/ writing on the side: compromised, do not use
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Logging on gm

I hope we’re maximizing shareholder value today
Depiction of a hamster running in a wheel, but the wheel is an ouroboros w/ text: I’m living in the moment
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Idk let them cook
Comic panel depicting an interaction between a guy on a hill and a crowd of people Person in crowd: what right do you think you… Guy on hill, interrupting: I have a moral right. I also have a loaded machine gun. Other person in crowd: American!
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
At least the last 8-10
Iconic Mads Mikkelsen smoking w/ text: what a fucking year this week has been
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Logging on, gm
Pic of a cat sitting in a little basket attached to a table w/ text: I hope w’re having scalloped potatoes
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
It’s also Monday, so
Two panel comic: Guy telling another guy ‘dude you gotta stop wearing that shirt’ 2nd panel: close of the shirt featuring Garfield as a plane flying into two towers of lasagna w/ text: 9/11? Yeah I’ll take 911…orders of lasagna!
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Who would win? meme contrasting the Edmund Fitzgerald “a good ship and true with a load of iron ore 26000 tons more than it weighed empty,” contrasted with a representation of the weather conditions on Lake Superior 11/10/75
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Logging on, gm

Guess what fuckin’ day it is
Shitpost: Art museums: art is cool Science museums: science is cool Natural history museums: prehistoric animals were cool Maritime museums in Michigan's Upper Peninsula: Lake Superior will kill you and everyone you love
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Logging on, gm

I am once again asking
Pic of one of the California raisins w/ text: are you mad at me for some raisin?
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Thinking bout that shredded cheese again
Pic of a guy speaking into a pay phone near some water w/ text: if it’s still on your mind, it’s worth the risk
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Logging on gm, two wolves etc
Pic of a raccoon sitting in a toilet with text: whatever man, I gave up years ago Lisa frank background with dolphins, w/ text: fuck it we ball
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Going to the goon store, y’all need anything?
Pic of a decal on a store window, which reads go on have fun. It’s waiting for you inside.
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Coworkers are discussing politics and I think it’s worse than the techno/ whistling combo
Video game screenshot of a guy sittin, fingers interlaced w/ text: wish I was a dinosaur. No school, no work, just extinct.
October 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Logging on, gm
Photoshop of Tony soprano gesturing at some ducks in water, the ducks are labeled spite, caffeine, and very sad or very angry music. This is titled, how I’m coping with the horrors of reality
October 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Indeed, indeed
Screepcap of a woman vaping with a wistful expression and text [vapes soulfully]
October 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Logging on, gm
Art of a black cat screaming against a bloc text of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
October 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Today is going to be nice, I guess
Screenshot of a weather app w/ the temp range for today being 50-69 degrees Fahrenheit
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Gotta feel good as hell to throw this in the ocean
Pic of a crusty ass 2000s desktop PC, it’s dirty, dated, and looks archaic
October 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Director’s cut goes hard
Screencap Blade Runner from the tears in rain monologue w/ altered text: all those hamburgers helped will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
You ever think about that or do you only think about yourself?
Pic of a Predator sitting on a log, looking downward forlornly w/ text: nobody asked if I wanted to go on the chopper
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM