Joshy
@joshhall.bsky.social
DC gay. Cat boy. Dog dad. Washed up podcast host. Occasional Drag Queen. Writer. Tells stories for a living.
Every friend before Halloween:
“Hey does anyone have a decapitated head? Or a machete? Or a pink wig?”
“Hey does anyone have a decapitated head? Or a machete? Or a pink wig?”
October 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Every friend before Halloween:
“Hey does anyone have a decapitated head? Or a machete? Or a pink wig?”
“Hey does anyone have a decapitated head? Or a machete? Or a pink wig?”
Maybe Taylor Swift’s greatest power is that she compels you to want to comment on her.
Related, I think I like the album!
Related, I think I like the album!
October 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Maybe Taylor Swift’s greatest power is that she compels you to want to comment on her.
Related, I think I like the album!
Related, I think I like the album!
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Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
How can the milk hotel remain neutral in these times
May 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
How can the milk hotel remain neutral in these times
I miss the era of movies where they had to explain how the internet worked, just in case the audience didn't know
May 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I miss the era of movies where they had to explain how the internet worked, just in case the audience didn't know
Just watched Sinners and it feels like my brain just had a thanksgiving meal. I will be thinking about this movie for weeks.
May 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Just watched Sinners and it feels like my brain just had a thanksgiving meal. I will be thinking about this movie for weeks.
Not proud to admit how many pictures on my phone are just Blue Prince clues
April 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Not proud to admit how many pictures on my phone are just Blue Prince clues
A good Friday? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it is.
April 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A good Friday? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it is.
I just think that Miley Cyrus
April 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I just think that Miley Cyrus
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I think she would fucking DEMOLISh a White Lotus season, get into it Mike White!!!
March 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I think she would fucking DEMOLISh a White Lotus season, get into it Mike White!!!
The weather is warm. I am barefoot in my short shorts. The house is clean. Nothing to do but play some music. Things are good.
March 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The weather is warm. I am barefoot in my short shorts. The house is clean. Nothing to do but play some music. Things are good.
If the Costco food court had a happy hour I would be SAT.
March 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If the Costco food court had a happy hour I would be SAT.
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Playing games on the computer come hang out
twitch.tv/severalnerds
twitch.tv/severalnerds
March 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Playing games on the computer come hang out
twitch.tv/severalnerds
twitch.tv/severalnerds
My service dog? No, this is my SERVING dog. She's serving CUNT, wouldn't you agree? Please let us into your restaurant
March 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My service dog? No, this is my SERVING dog. She's serving CUNT, wouldn't you agree? Please let us into your restaurant
The best thing Britney ever did was turn off comments on her Instagram. Be free, girl. Be free.
March 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The best thing Britney ever did was turn off comments on her Instagram. Be free, girl. Be free.
But I keep comin' back
Like a revolvin'
do
oo
oo
oo
or
Say I couldn't want you less
But I just want you ᵐᵒʳᵉ
Like a revolvin'
do
oo
oo
oo
or
Say I couldn't want you less
But I just want you ᵐᵒʳᵉ
March 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
But I keep comin' back
Like a revolvin'
do
oo
oo
oo
or
Say I couldn't want you less
But I just want you ᵐᵒʳᵉ
Like a revolvin'
do
oo
oo
oo
or
Say I couldn't want you less
But I just want you ᵐᵒʳᵉ
I don't need to be fuck-you rich. I just need to be buy-my-pets-silly-stuff whenever I want rich.
March 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I don't need to be fuck-you rich. I just need to be buy-my-pets-silly-stuff whenever I want rich.
Ah yes, time to create. My favorite thing. to do. create. create things. things that I create. with my brain. brain make things. yes. i am very good at this. it does not fill me with dread even a little bit.
March 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ah yes, time to create. My favorite thing. to do. create. create things. things that I create. with my brain. brain make things. yes. i am very good at this. it does not fill me with dread even a little bit.
Our dog hasn't been eating her food lately, which means our cat has been sneaking in and eating her food instead, and well.... I think we got a chonk on our hands
March 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Our dog hasn't been eating her food lately, which means our cat has been sneaking in and eating her food instead, and well.... I think we got a chonk on our hands
Cashier: I'm sorry, there's no self checkout today
Narcissus: you've got to be fucking kidding me
Narcissus: you've got to be fucking kidding me
March 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Cashier: I'm sorry, there's no self checkout today
Narcissus: you've got to be fucking kidding me
Narcissus: you've got to be fucking kidding me
Do Gaga's best albums have black and white covers? DISCUSS!
March 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do Gaga's best albums have black and white covers? DISCUSS!
White Lotus night is the best night (✿ ♡‿♡)
March 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
White Lotus night is the best night (✿ ♡‿♡)
In happy news, it's daffodil season. The farm was covered in them for a few weeks each year when I was growing up. They make me nostalgic and happy. :)
March 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
In happy news, it's daffodil season. The farm was covered in them for a few weeks each year when I was growing up. They make me nostalgic and happy. :)
SOMEONE was a big BABY in the car wash today and climbed into the front seat to be held.
March 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
SOMEONE was a big BABY in the car wash today and climbed into the front seat to be held.
Every reality competition show: this is designed to make you lie and cheat
Every single contestant: I am absolutely shocked that they would lie and cheat
Every single contestant: I am absolutely shocked that they would lie and cheat
March 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Every reality competition show: this is designed to make you lie and cheat
Every single contestant: I am absolutely shocked that they would lie and cheat
Every single contestant: I am absolutely shocked that they would lie and cheat