As an American, I can confirm, you should buy a Toyota

Woah, its almost like it was never about immigration in the first place.

Venezuela, Greenland, and now Iran? Don't matter how much oil there is, I can't get shot in the jungle, the snow, *and* the desert all at once.

Finally, a public servant

Hose down your streets. Give them the Home Alone treatment.

If they will not heed our screams, then they will cower from our laughter.