Me: “I’m finally gonna cancel Netflix”

Daughter: Gabby’s Dollhouse is now my favorite show.

Netflix: We’re adding Ms. Rachel & here’s a new season of Night Agent.

Me: Daaaaaaaaammit…

Lululemon just changed fanny pack (aka. bum bag) to “belt bag”, therefore it is now cool.

Nothing new under the sun. Cringe reborn.

These 1-2 weeks of Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales feels weird. It no longer has the spirit and urgency.

It’s just late November and there’s another Prime/Target Circle/Walmart-BestBuy-something week.

Can I help you?