Josh Darnit
joshdarnit.bsky.social
Josh Darnit
@joshdarnit.bsky.social
future dust particle
Happy #Wicked Day 🧹😱

Who’s coming over to watch?! 🥹
December 31, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Any chance saying please and thank you to chatgpt now will earn me favor with skynet later when they’re terminating humans?
December 17, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Oh yeah? How can I be a germaphobe if I don’t even believe in germaphobia?

Check mate.
December 6, 2024 at 3:30 PM
You ever have a dream so realistic that you wake up tired because you just spent the entire night problem solving?
December 5, 2024 at 2:40 PM
not me realizing half of my phone typos are just because my vision is too blurry to hit the right keys
an elderly man is sitting on a couch holding a cup of coffee .
ALT: an elderly man is sitting on a couch holding a cup of coffee .
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December 3, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I’m not sad to be back at work. I’m sad that my gingerbread oat creamer was tossed in a fridge cleaning. #RIP
December 2, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Just got my 1st MagSafe phone case. Also me:
a cartoon character says i 'm ... i 'm real
ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm ... i 'm real
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December 2, 2024 at 2:23 AM
God damn Wicked was fucking fantastic. 😭
December 1, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I really hope today was my last eating challenge ever.
November 29, 2024 at 8:22 AM
It’s blue and it has wings… I guess that’ll do.
November 15, 2024 at 7:33 AM