Josh Barkey
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Josh Barkey
@joshbarkey.bsky.social
Nicholl finalisting, 2X Page winning, Sundance and Tribeca selected writer of screenplays, novels, and the occasional actual letter on actual paper.

https://www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s4-blog/double-o-sandler

http://www.joshbarkey.com/
"You've got no proof it was me!"
October 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The answer can be found in the line, "She'll do anything I say. I'm already in love."

(misogynistic, masturbatory fantasy)
September 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
She looks at me with her dead eyes, promising a fountain of youth, beauty, love... sex.

I smile back.

She steps closer, eyes locked.

I feel a white hot burning and look down at my stomach.

At the silvery proboscis she's just used to impale me.

I look back up.

She's still smiling.
September 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Frickin' loved Spaceman dude. Good luck on the directorial debut! Keep killin' it.
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Thanks!
September 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
🙂
September 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
At the same time... I find it hard to think of a recent youth/child-oriented movie where the theme ISN'T "Be Yourself."
August 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Broootal. Sorry you had to do that, man.
August 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Love that guy! His novel THE STORYTELLER describes in vivid detail the weird little missionary center where I grew up (he visited when I was a little kid - even put some of my friends in his book).

And lest this be entirely a narcissistic-hijack-comment: Yes. He's right. Brains on the wall.
August 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Insult him. I haven't personally tried it, but I've seen a lot of internet people taking that approach and why would they do that if it wasn't effective?
August 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If you have the funds, consider hiring Tony Gilroy to assist you. It's my understanding that the man is competent.
August 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Are you suggesting that the seven figure deal they just offered might not be legit, and I shouldn't send them these Walmart gift cards they had me buy to confirm my bank account? Super cynical of you, dude. Don't know how you live like that.
August 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM