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joshalderman.bsky.social
Abby's Dad
@joshalderman.bsky.social
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Nerdily truthful, unintentionally euphemistic / doorman for cats.
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Happy Halloween 2025 from Lake Worth
Me in a Michael Myers mask, bathrobe, pajamas and slippers. It's called either the comfy dad or the lazy dad outfit. Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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At World Thrift in lw this weekend, scored this bad boy for $0.99
A pic of Ben Franklin's autobiography w a thrift store tag for 99 cents
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Pam from "Archer" w back tattoo that reads: For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed; And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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An actual screen shot of the list of comedians I can no longer respect and have no interest in hearing or seeing again. If they write for a movie or show, I will not watch. No late night talk show appearances. Nothing. Ever again. I want to hear nothing from or about them.
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Happy International Cat Day 😼
A grey cat and a black cat lounging on a patio
August 8, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Top and bottom pics of a falcon: The first staring into the distance with the caption "Someone told a bird joke at work today." And the second staring downward with the caption "But it flew right over my head."
July 25, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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How's life going?
An artfully stacked pyramid of budweiser cans with a nearly empty box of budweiser cans and a lovely wrought iron mirror frame (sans mirror)
June 29, 2024 at 7:09 AM
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Time to play "is this my cat?" I guess cuz I've been talking to this thing for 30mins
Pic of small watermelon in a grey plastic bag sitting on kitchen tile next to a cat food bowl
June 18, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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Is claw-print the name for these?
Perfect 5 claw puncture wounds from a cat that thought I was a tree
March 29, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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Needs legs photoshop
C Everett Coup looking mad dapper
March 19, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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Flag that reads: We do this Not because It is easy But because We thought It would be easy
February 27, 2024 at 12:04 PM
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Me walking into 2024:
Pic from The Big Lebowski, just before Wu assaults The Dude in his still tied-together room. The Dude is captioned "blissfully unaware," while Wu hiding behind him is captioned "Chaos of Life."
December 31, 2023 at 5:04 PM
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No Name Ska Band circa 2023
Pic of No Name Ska Band at props in lw
December 24, 2023 at 8:17 AM
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Well I didn't know there was an other side
Pic of Train Engine and Caboose of the M&B rail line. Sign caption: For 63 years (1909-1972) the Marianna and Blountstown Railroad was Calhoun County's link to the railroads and commerce of the nation. Sometimes known as "Many Bumps" or "Meat and Bread," the M&B had a significant impact on the lives of Calhoun Countians. Until 1929, before automobile travel was common- MEB provided passenger service. Farmers used the railroad to ship a wide array of agricultural products. In the early years. logging spur lines extended into remote areas the county and millions of (Continued on other side)
December 21, 2023 at 4:00 PM
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Shmammered at a concert
Pic of me w my glasses on... shmammered.
December 9, 2023 at 2:47 PM
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Farside comic, 1 devil shouting at 3 other devils, "I heard that, Simmons! I'm a wimp, am I? ... Well, to heck with you-to heck with all of you!"
December 9, 2023 at 2:38 AM
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Gritty in a santa suit w text repeating the words "you better watch out" 4 times with increasing use of capital letters.
December 6, 2023 at 12:33 PM
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This is joey. His nose is scratched up from a fight. He thinks he's big and we're all small.
Joey the cat. My cat, mostly grey with a white chest and cheeks (if cats have cheeks), all four socks with his 2nd toe on his left foot a matching grey.
December 1, 2023 at 3:43 AM
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When you ask your kid to take a pic
Pic of me mid-speech looking like someone just gave me a lemon drop
November 26, 2023 at 11:02 PM
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Telling my daughter this was the pope
Grimace in a clown shoe car awaiting the parade
November 23, 2023 at 8:59 PM
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Southernmost Florida Man
Me in a hat a glasses taking a selfie with the southernmost point buoy
November 23, 2023 at 5:24 PM
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Floating p***y whales #Starfield
Fauna of Andromas III in Starfield
September 23, 2023 at 3:46 AM
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This face greets you as you drive into downtown Lake Worth, FL.
Corner of building on Lake Ave and J St in Lake Worth, FL depiction of woman with face painted in make-up used to commemorate the day of the dead in Mexican tradition.
September 21, 2023 at 1:18 PM
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It's gets real out here
A Great Egret eating a small Iguana on a neighbor street with cars passing by A Great Egret eating a small Iguana on a neighbor street with cars passing by
September 2, 2023 at 4:02 AM