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Pro #democracy, #gay, #tech enthusiast #bro. Soft spot for #law! Death to #facebook! #totk (and all things #zelda) and #kingdomhearts are my happy […]

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Sixes-and-eighths, threes against twos, and a five.
January 14, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Well I've been at work for about 75 minutes and I've successfully crashed Atlassian Cloud with a massive query.

Sorry everybody else.
January 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Simple and Clean is the way that you're makin' me feel tonight
January 14, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Orange jello with mandarin oranges and whip cream.
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
So do people coordiate so that they all call me at the same time?
January 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Aight, how many of y’all out there rubbing pimento olives on “any dark spot” on y’all’s skin?
January 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Big mustache energy.
January 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
“A god of whor.. oh oh Oh horses.”
January 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
You guys, I'm starting to think America might not be the best at everything ever.
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I know full well that Utada is singing "how did I live in a kingdom of thieves" but it sounds like "in a kingdom of bees"

And yeah, how would you do that?
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
People fascinate me. Missed a call from our Service Advisor at Benz dealership. Left message, ball's in his court (he already tried to call me twice, his turn again).

Calls me. Has *nothing* ready. Spends about 10m of the 12m phone call going "mmmkay, and then we'll add this, and then we'll […]
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January 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Just came back from a good session with @scream but unfortunately I am still brain foggy.
January 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Me: I need to go to work now.

My brain:
January 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
RE: https://med-mastodon.com/@cbarbermd/115879267454826869

That's RIGHT tha'z what I'm talkin' bout.

Gooo New Yawk!
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January 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The OCD in me really appreciates when my insulin pod alarm is in the same key and time as the song I'm listening to
January 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I am currently rocking what can only be described as a Don King 'do.

No you can't see pictures.
January 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I wonder if any fedizens here ever stopped to wonder how @VeroniqueB99, who says in her profile that she is not a journalist, is more factually and accurately capturing the events of this time than many people with advanced degrees, a lifetime of experience, and absolutely no excuses because […]
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January 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I had no real ceremony to speak of at my wedding. It was myself, Jose, and a handful of his mates from Fort Sam.

There were unforgettable moments -- the fact that while we were married there were squirrels lining the trees above, just lounging, content to observe. I've never seen anything like […]
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January 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
"Don't Think Twice" is original, unique, difficult to count, and genius.
January 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
In you and I, there's a new land
Angels in flight
My sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music will tie
What's left of me, what's left of me now

I watch you fast asleep
All I fear means nothing
January 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
“Please don’t shoot!
I just killed a man and then I think my water just broke, so
I could really use a drink!”

—Malory Archer, Tunesia.
January 11, 2026 at 7:23 AM