My dog doesn't 'beg', he just quietly looks at your food as close as physically possible. Like a creep.

Here's my #blackhistory.
I want to see yours.
#blacksky

Pain for no reason? Go to the doctor. Earlier is better. You don't get this time back. ... Then electric heating pad on what hurts. Makes most things better.

My dad used to snore when he was awake, just lying on the couch. I do that now.

Listening to the @nickofferman.bsky.social version of Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. Treat yourself.

I live like a king. I have gout.

Waking up with a migraine is like waking up hungover. Except, instead of "went out drinking" I "sat on my bed with my wife and my dog." Every day.

Join us for a Professional Happy Hour!

Let's network, relax, and enjoy good company.

When: Tuesday, December 18th, 5:00 PM - 7:00 PMWhere: The Pitch on Butler, Lawrenceville

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We can't wait to see you there!

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