NASCAR is the best. I love it so much.

I work with teenagers and last week one finally asked me, “Where are your socks?”

My man, I am a Millennial and we are proud of our ankles. I didn’t roll down shin-height socks and stuff them into the toe of my shoe to achieve the no-show look in 2001 to turn my back on it now.

Sometimes I write multiple versions of a tweet, delete it, and then log on BlueSky to say nothing.

What Manchester United have tried to ruin, NASCAR has the opportunity to redeem. (This day, February 2.)

I am a complicated man of unique tastes.

Is virtue signaling the same thing as telling people you won your fantasy football league? If so, I have a virtue I would very much like to signal.

Christmas is cool or whatever, but have you ever tried Green Bay Packers Win On Monday Night Football?

I liked REBEL RIDGE but impossible to tell online if other people did too. Mostly “yeah, but…” reviews that I’ve seen.

Just changed a flat tire.

Not a big deal to a Car Guy™️.

I need a movie trailer to drop that makes me feel something. Been too long.

It’s early, but I am trending toward my most curmudgeon holiday season yet.

When I take 2 Tylenol with an allergy pill.

It’s been one week since I walked in on a grown man pooping in a public restroom.

A harrowing experience I’ve re-lived each day.

It was a real bad night to be a poke bowl.