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josh-dreamwalker.bsky.social
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A journal - some entries are Dreams downplayed to seem like waking life. Other entries are real but exaggerated to seem more like dreams...

I'll never publicly tell which ✨🙃✨

#surrealism #uncanny #whatisreal
I was out for a walk and saw my friends out walking as well, but they had a camera and microphone. They stopped me for an interview.
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#friends #walk #interview
March 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It was a snow storm on a sunny day 🥹
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#snow #sun #surreal
March 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It wasn't the first time I've been complimented on my shopping cart power slide at Meijer.
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#shopping #racecart #poweslide
February 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I woke up this morning and walked downstairs. There's a full bathtub in my living room!
#morning #bathtub
February 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I've had a lot of occurrences where I've lost my vision recently 😐

Today I also had to hula hoop for an audience while blind!

#blind #hoolahoop #recurring
February 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Last night I was in a club and a man kept using electrical devices on my friend.

In spite of my fear I asked that he zap me instead.

It felt... good?!

#electricity #bar #nightlife
February 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Last night I went with a friend to visit her childhood home. But we couldn't go inside because the river had risen past the foundation.

#childhoodhome #river #flood
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I was walking downtown with my bestie and there was a single huge leaf. No trees in sight. It was 4x larger than normal leaves.

Then we found pages from a burned book scattered across the sidewalk.

Every page was a cliffhanger!

#walkies #leaves #burnedbooks
February 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My job is manufacturing airplanes but they're made of paper.

We made zero usable planes by the end of our shift.

#manufacturing #airplanes #boeing
January 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Today a supervisor told me to get down on my knees.

Then I was put in a group of blind people and we were tasked with finding an orange.

#boss #typicalworkday #orange
January 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My cat just burrowed his way through the upholstery and into the couch cushions 🤦‍♀️

#cat #ohno
January 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My boss hosted a house party last night and my foot broke through his rickety old deck stairs 🤦‍♀️

#houseparty #workparty #oops
January 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I went to work but it was in a different building than usual. I can hear a repetitive clanging coming from the entrance.
January 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Also from morning walkies: Princess Jasmine was lying face down in a snow bank.

We commented that it looks like she had a rough night 🥴

#party #wasted #she'llbefine
January 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My morning walkies for groceries yielded a surprise! New frozen pizza just dropped: Mango Guacamole 🤤
January 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I was hiking last night and keeping vigilant for cougars. Didn't expect to see a regular-ass orange house cat in the mountains!
January 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Thinking about that time I encountered a wolf in the woods and lost a staring competition with him 🐺👀

#lonewolf
January 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM