I dont know how to swim, but I am about to risk it. Is this what Captain Brineybeard felt about Cala Maria?

Crossing over the beautiful part because it is plain to see she is

Mfs be like "oh no, those girls have mass over the arbitrarily enforce beauty standards and therefore not desirable," as if we are not talking about more girl area to praise, caress, and love over...

Okay but they are both cute, reminds me of Amethyst and Pearl from Steven Universe

I would ask if she was single, but if Asgore fumbled the bag, what chance do I have?

Mrs. Holiday, please just one chance (sorry).